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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 4:19am UTC

roses are red,
foxes are clever,
i like your butt,
let me touch it forever

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xXxLovexLaughxLivexXx
posted a quote
August 5, 2010 11:31pm UTC

[me without you is like]
a sneaker without laces
a geek without braces
asentencewithoutspaces
me without you is like
salt without pepper
steppin without a stepper
me without you is like
a [microphone] without a singer
a bee without a stinger
churchbells without a ringer
me without you is like
Big Dan without Little Ann
a wolf without its clan
a stove without a pan
because
me and you are like
Lilo and Stitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
mac and cheese
thank you and please
bees and honey
[Easter and bunnies]
sleeping and dreams
cookies and cream
scones and jam
green eggs and ham
PB & J
[I'll never go away]
no matter what you say
I'm here to stay
You and me are best friends forever
we'll always stick together
and never say never
forever and ever
PRESS HEART IF YOU LIKE THIS!!!! :)

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BraveLioness
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 9:10pm UTC

"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions spoke the truth."
~Drake

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NytemareLuvsYooh
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 8:21pm UTC

*Tutoring in a class i have*
Tutor: UGH Im Soooo tired!!
Boy: They left...
Tutor: Who?!
Boy: The people who care...
*True Story*

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC

-------------------------
Click the heart and he will
text you♥
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NMF

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13andFearless
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Hey babe (;
We broke up over a month ago, its over, unless you want to do other....things ;)
Oooh, what do you have in mind? (;
Illegal things...
What type of illegal things?
Kill you.
Nmq-

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Moosey00
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 11:16am UTC

Dear boys who say suck it,
My mom told me not to put small things in my mouth.
Sincerely,
I'll take her advice
:D

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NemoFocker
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March 19, 2012 7:01pm UTC

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GreenMariLoves
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
{Oh Really. What is that?}
Its just that...your numbers not in it. ♥

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foreveryoungdiva
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:51pm UTC

*a lady who was three months pregnant went into a coma; six months later, she woke up*
Lady: WHAT HAPPENED???
Dr. : You gave birth to two perfectly healthy twin babies. One boy and one girl. Your brother named them.
Lady: WHY DID YOU LET MY BROTHER NAME THEM?!?!?!? HE IS AN IDIOT!!!
Dr. :Well, the girl's name is Denise.
Lady: Oh, That's not that bad! What is the boy's name?
Dr. : Denephew

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:57pm UTC

I hate it when
I just have so much swag that I trip over it.

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animallover721
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Friend: I'm about to ask you mind boggling questions
Me:okk....?
Friend: Can you cry underwater?
Me: I guess...
Friend: Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Me: You know I never really tho-
Friend: If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Me:
Friend: Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Me:
Friend: Mind boggled?
Me:

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Force a smile. Blink away the tears.
I'm supposed to be strong. Supposed to have no fears.
but I'm finding it hard not to frown; I'm such a strong person, why am i breaking down?
format credit to: kara003

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:11pm UTC

I'm not fat.
My stomach is 3D.:)

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mayday
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 1:34pm UTC

Everyone is posting cute pictures
with their boyfriends and girlfriends. Too bad my fridge is self conscious or we'd have tons of pictures together.
not my format

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Goals for 2012
- Survive

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SiMPleNkut3xD
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 5:43pm UTC

a girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? ... ... ... crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
... ... ... ... ... ...
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2... Will be posted on my page.

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braziliansoccerbabe11
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:47pm UTC

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amanda666
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 8:07pm UTC

I love it when I turn you on. Right away you start touching every inch of my body(; It feels soo good, you make me all warm & wet.... Thanks shower!:D

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