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xoclairebearxo12
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December 27, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Friends are like condoms, always there when things get hard

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lovecheer08
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December 27, 2011 8:33pm UTC

We're like cocoa and marshmallows.
YOU'RE HOT
and I want to be on top of you. ♥

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taytayx311
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 7:19pm UTC

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should win the no-bell prize
I have no life....
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 9:02pm UTC

I heard you're a player.
So let's play a game.
Let's sweet talk.
Let's play fight.
Let's talk 24/7.
Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.
Let's take walks together.
Let's give each other nicknames.
Let's hang out with each others' friends.
Let's go on dates.
Let's talk on the phone all night long.
Let's hold each other.
Let's kiss and hug.
And whoever falls in love
first?
Loses.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lolyeahright
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:20am UTC

xI tried to catch some fog earlier..
i mist.

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luv2flip910
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 6:18pm UTC

we found dove in a soap less place ♥
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Image 19 of 19

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kylee_ericaa*
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 12:03pm UTC

Fave this quote, and ill write
a boys name on your wall, that goes with your name ! :)
-must have your name on your profilee-

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 10:15pm UTC

Format: halfempty
I can't set my hopes to high. because every hello
ends with a goodbye.

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braziliansoccerbabe11
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 8:17am UTC

kiss me if i'm wrong,
b u t d i n o s a u r s s t i l l e x i s t , r i g h t ?

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thirteen
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 11:57am UTC

she's just a little too scared
to get close because everyone who said they'd be there, left.

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cityhopeful
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 2:38pm UTC

My aunt got me a Christmas card and this is what it said on the front:
“so anyway, I am standing in line to buy you a freaking christmas card and the line is like seventeen billion people long cause everybody and their stupid brother decided today was the best day in the history of the world to do their christmas shopping, and all the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some dumb lady is turning her purse inside out to come up with “Exact Change” like she is going to win some kind of “Exact Change Trophy” or something and some other dumb idiot starts up with his, “This item has a special holiday price right?” crap and I just really hope that you like this card… CAUSE I STOLE IT!!!”
I love my family♥
M

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lexiigirlx3
posted a quote
December 24, 2011 4:53pm UTC

funny condom slogans,
1: Before you attack her, cover your whacker
2. Don't be silly, cover your willy
3. No glove! No Love!

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CrazyDervz
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 7:13am UTC

Putting your iPhone in the blender,
Because you wanna make apple juice.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 8:35pm UTC

Confession 14
I was born with a rare disease called awesome.
♥

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valentineunicorn
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 8:37pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter That awkward moment when you choke and die on a life saver

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flippychips
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 6:25pm UTC

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon♥

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Men are like public toilets;
The good ones are taken,
and the rest of them
are full of sh*t

nmq

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