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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Me: *sees kid with T-shirt of my favorite band*
Me: Hey what's up? I love your shirt!! We should totally hang out.
Kid: ...Do I know you?
Me: Duh, we're in the same fandom.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:41pm UTC

am i allowed to wear a sweatshirt in like the first week of school or is that showing how much i don’t care too early

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:39pm UTC

me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 11:01am UTC

sometimes you miss someone
not because you love them or you
actually miss the person but
because you miss yourself, you miss
the happy, funny, cheering you
and that only happens when
they are around you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:20pm UTC

parents: why don't you come out of your room and join the family?
me: *comes out of room*
me: *gets insulted by family*
me: *goes back to room*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Parents be like:
RIP just killed your plans.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 2:56pm UTC

There were two friends, a girl and a boy, the girl had a ribbon tied to her neck
and every day the boy asked her why she had it yet she'd never answer him
they grew up together, and fell in love and still and she wouldn't tell him why
they got married, and grew old, and she still wouldn't tell him why she had it
but one day, she said to him that she'll show him why she keeps it on her
neck and she took it off and her head fell off, the end

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kristabff
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 3:30pm UTC

"I can't live without wifi lol"
said a girl named Krista. Yesterday, her wifi got cut out for a couple hours. Unfortunantly she has passed away, but we found this note left on her bed:
Dear everyone i love,
It's been half an hour since the wifi has gone. Wifi and i had a very very strong connection, and now it just died. Just like that. I never thought i would ever live to experience such a catastrophic death in a relationship. I really thought there were sparks between Wifi and I, but i guess it was just the static electricity between my computer charger and the outlet. I feel my world closing in.. there aren't many breaths left inside of me.. i've never felt so deprived before... i guess this is it...
oh yeah and i left a billion dollars in the ca-

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:11pm UTC

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks, grandma
grandma: HERE'S YOUR APPLE

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC

There are six basic types of fear.
1. terror
2: panic
3. 3 text messages and fourteen missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
6: internet connecction unavailable

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC

me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi

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spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:13pm UTC

fool me once shame on you
fool me twice you're a jerk stop doing that.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I don't know
why I continuously try to gain my parent's love and
respect. I'm never going to get it and it's tine to move on..

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spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:19pm UTC

most people don't appreciate the amount
of followers they have
until they imagine that number standing in a crowd staring at them
on stage. so if you think 100 followers isn't a lot then you're not
thinking hard enough

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spence*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC

don't you hate it
when people make a joke about you, about something
you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off,
and hide the pain you feel inside.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:46pm UTC

I get really happy
when it's not me who starts the conversation
because that removes so much anxiety about whether
I'm borthing the person or if they secretly hate me even
if I know that's not true.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:48pm UTC

My goal in life
is to be married to a celebrity after bumping
into them accidentally at a coffee shop.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I hate it when
you're not in the same mood as your friend
like when you want to slay your enemies and feast
on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field
of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop
that grab a pitchfork.

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