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  1. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    9/11
    Happy birthday Grampy

    nmf

  2. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    High school is not like high school musical.
    It's more like Mean Girls & Easy A combined.

  3. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    I Truley Respect Those People Who Keep Smiling And Stay Strong When They Have Every Right to Break Down. ♥

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    It's time to move on,
    EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT READY,
    I've got to be stong,
    AND TRUST WHERE I'M HEADING
    nmf

  5. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    'NO OFFENCE' MEANS
    I'M ABOUT TO INSULT YOU,
    BUT DON'T GET MAD.

  6. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    Sometimes it lasts in love,
    and sometimes its hurts instead. ♥

  7. cararoxx84 cararoxx84
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:32am UTC
    TWO YEARS AGO,
    I was dating this guy. {♥}{♥}{♥}
    We'd been together for a long time
    ••• And on Christmas, I bought him a necklace •••
    Nothing special, just a plain guy's necklace
    But he looked me right in the eyes
    and said
    "I'll wear this every single day,
    until the day I stop loving you"
    A few months later.
    ••• we broke up •••
    I haven't talked to him in about a year
    then the other day
    I passed by him at the mall
    And I looked down just in time to see
    That same necklace still hanging around his neck.
    -true story-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. FuckTheWorldd FuckTheWorldd
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    If I were to die, would you go to my funeral?
    If I were to end up in the hospital, would you visit me?
    If you saw a couple holding hands, would you wish it was us?
    If you were to flip a coin, heads we're together, would you secretly hope it landed heads?
    If you saw a shooting star would you wxixsxhx for us to be together?
    If another girl told you she loved you, would you love her instead?
    If another guy flirted with me, would you be jealous?
    If I cried in front of you, would you comfort me?
    If I needed you, would you be there?

  10. sherryli123 sherryli123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    You picked me up,
    You took me home.
    |||||| YOU PUT YOUR HANDS,
    AROUND MY WAIST. ||||||
    ----------------------------------- YOU TOOK OFF MY TOP,
    THEN PUT YOUR LIPS TO MINE.
    {{{{{{ I'm a bottle of pepsi. ♥ }}}}}}
    n m f

  11. Elenabieber10 Elenabieber10
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    to make sure no boys will ever write poems about your daughter, name her orange.

  12. yupitsjulia yupitsjulia
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:36am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. xoTAYxo xoTAYxo
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    "yes! done, finally!"
    "Did you do the back?"
    "THERE'S A BACK?!?!"

  14. kayleighxo6 kayleighxo6
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Seeing a really ugly guy
    And whispering into your friend's ear
    "thats your boyfriend"

  15. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:28am UTC
    ORGANISM
    you read that wrong the first time didn't you...
    .

  16. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 11:29am UTC
    AMITHEONLYONE
    That runs up the stairs on all fours like a deranged animal when no one else is home?

  17. luckybubbles luckybubbles
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Josh: did you do something to my brownies??!! Drake: oh yeah, josh, i live to sabotoge baked goods

  18. PlanetCoolKids PlanetCoolKids
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Today, I found an M&M
    in a bag of skittles.
    I believe it was spying on the enemy.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Maegans2lost2care Maegans2lost2care
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Comment for
    Lil Kim
    Fave for
    Nicki Minaj

  20. xxxCaassiieexxx xxxCaassiieexxx
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.
    ♥♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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