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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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February 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Never hate on someone's idol
it could be (the only reason) they're alive
- Ariana Grande

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Stop scrolling.
all i see on here is quotes of people being upset.
i want you to stop, and smile.
because you deserve to.
Youre beautiful.

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 3:52am UTC

no matter what god we choose to believe in,
we were all created by the same one, or not at all.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 11:10am UTC

Maroon 5?
I think you mean,
"Adam Levine and the guys who stand behind him."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC

me: so what're you
planning for valentines day?
friend: murder
me: that's the spirt
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:57am UTC

b/o/o/bs is now a swearword on witty.
br/e/a/sts is now a swearword too.
what the heck am i meant to say?
bosoms?
CHEST CUSHIONS?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 12:17am UTC

gossip is cheap when the story is good.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 1:58am UTC

do you ever have one of those moments where you just stop and think, "oh my god, i'm a loser."?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 10:10pm UTC

ra/pe is now a bad word on Witty.
i can understand explicit words being blocked, but really? that kind of sucks.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC

i've been trying way too long
to try and be the perfect song
when our hearts are heavy burdens
we shouldn't have to bear alone.

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ClownsAreAhmazing
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Friend: OMG Can you believe they're still together after all that CRAP?!
Me: Who..? o.O
Friend:...my butt cheeks.
Me: ...

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ClownsAreAhmazing
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August 15, 2012 4:55pm UTC

In 2013 I'm going to watch the movie 2012 and laugh...

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ClownsAreAhmazing
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 4:58pm UTC

If this were The Hunger Games, I would most definitely kill you first.

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ClownsAreAhmazing
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 10:44am UTC

That awkward moment when your "friends" have crushes on your boyfriend.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:57pm UTC

sometimes
i read read
as read when it’s
actually supposed to
be read as read
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:02am UTC

i put the hot in
psychotic
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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