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  1. directioner_4_evaa directioner_4_evaa
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    ♫♪ Well let me tell you a story, about a girl and a boy, he fell in love with his bestfriend, when shes around he feels nothing but joy, but she was already broken, and it made her blind, but she could never believe in love if it ever treated her right. But did you know that i love you? or would you not aware? You're the smile on my face, and it aint going no where, im here to make you happy, im here to see you smile, ive been wating to tell you this for a long while, whos gonna make you fall in love, i know you got your wall wrapped all the way around your heart, dont have to be scared at all, ohh my lovee, but you cant fly unless ya let ya, you cant fly unless ya let yourself fall ♫♪

  2. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Finally gets picked first.
    Hunger games.
    Nmf/Nmq

  3. ktb19 ktb19
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. iloveeyouu89 iloveeyouu89
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Meanwhile on the Tour Bus...
    Me: Hey boys.
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D:
    Me:
    1D: How did you get on our tour bus?
    Me: ...I have Nandos.
    Niall: SHE STAYS.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder what
    would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are
    the colors of freedom untill they are flashing behind you...

  7. rkrissie18 rkrissie18
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    My boyfriend is leaving me because he thinks i have an obsession with africa. Uganda be kidding me, Kenya believe it? Well, it Ghana be a messy break up.
    nmf/nmq

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    i have detention...
    for laughing during class.
    LAUGHING!
    anyone else see something wrong with this?

  9. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    sure,
    abercrombie
    may claim that they are shorts,
    but really,
    my underwear is longer...

  10. ColorMeeSamm ColorMeeSamm
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Josh: You know that closet in the hall?
    Drake: The hall closet?
    Josh: That's the one.

  11. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Only a real girl can
    can cry all night, and the next day be jumping on her bed in shorts and a hoodie screaming disney songs
    format by sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Louis: Have you ever fallen out of bed before?
    Harry: Yes!
    Louis: Describe to me how you fell
    Harry: I..fell...out...off..bed..

    format credit to OneDirection

  14. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    $19.99
    Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money
    nmq

  15. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: What for?
    Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. What do you f*cking think for?

  16. Laura001 Laura001
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.....
    Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small.
    Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale?
    Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible!
    Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.
    Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell?
    Little girl: Then you ask him.
    nmf / Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Why don't you love me!?
    Liam: You're not Danielle
    Louis: You're not Eleanor
    Harry: You're not Louis
    Niall: You're not food
    Zayn: You're not ME!
    nmf/nmq

  18. basketballperson basketballperson
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    excuse me but you look alot like my next boyfriend
    tumblr

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Niall: i'm a big fat idiot!
    *runs into sign and falls*
    Harry:"Did you get that on camera?!"
    Louis:"Please tell me you got that."
    -OneDirection

  20. LivLaughLuv16 LivLaughLuv16
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    quit trying to look like us in photos...
    it's embarrassing to our species.
    Sincerely, ducks ♥
    nmf.

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