dreamer* posted a quote
November 5, 2013 10:23am UTC
You wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement.Somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents.It is jesus. “It's my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.
sleepy* posted a quote
January 26, 2014 6:28am UTC
I wonder how many photo albums I'm in. In the background behind a happy family, a group of friends, or a couple in love. Would they notice me? -"And who was that girl?" - "Her? Oh, she was just walking there."
dreamer* posted a quote
January 19, 2014 7:40am UTC
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because they're confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot. Like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions.