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You wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs,
full of excitement.Somebody is stealing all of your christmas 
presents.It is jesus. “It's my birthday, not yours” he hisses 
menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.

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You wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement.Somebody

112 faves · 6 comments · Nov 5, 2013 10:23am

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lol · haha · jesus · christimas · funny

StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
I did not expect that ending.
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OutrightAwesome · 1 decade ago
Naruto fan, huh? Who's your favourite character?
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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
all the bad guys cx Pain,Madara and Itachi who is a good guy :)
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OutrightAwesome · 1 decade ago
Me: Hinata. No questions about it.
Anyways, this quote is soooooo funny! Is it your own?!
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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
haha cx I love Hinata's hair!! :o
If it was mine it wouldn't be funny :P
Lol,I'm not creative cx
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dreamer* · 1 decade ago
And OMG I forgot the most important...Minatoo!!! c:
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