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September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
and put it in a book,
like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

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September 16, 2013 6:10pm UTC

cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty

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September 13, 2013 5:29pm UTC

tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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September 12, 2013 6:28pm UTC

please go follow my inspirational/love quote account?
www.wittyprofiles.com/author/holdme

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September 12, 2013 6:12pm UTC

why the f/ck do people like pulp. what. would you like some seaweed in your water? some cow hair in your milk

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September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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September 12, 2013 5:51pm UTC

every time i take a picture with my family i always throw up gang signs to let everyone know who runs this family

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September 11, 2013 8:22pm UTC

funfact
octopuses have three hearts
and they still couldnt love you
as much as i do

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September 11, 2013 7:57pm UTC

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

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September 11, 2013 5:46pm UTC

"I felt like I belonged with you. I would have given you everything.” -Boy Meets World

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September 11, 2013 5:44pm UTC

If you want me to change, you have to give me the chance to try. - Boy Meets World

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posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:11pm UTC

what it means to be an adult:
you can buy yourself a tub of icecream and no one can tell you how much you’re allowed to eat in one night
also you have to pay rent but let’s focus on what’s important here

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September 10, 2013 6:07pm UTC

I would enjoy school more if it was acceptable to bring a blanket

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September 10, 2013 6:05pm UTC

people who use capital O’s as zeros make me 1OO% uncomfortable

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September 10, 2013 4:25pm UTC

"Somehow time goes by and what you had just goes away." -Boy Meets World

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September 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*