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I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.

Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language

and put it in a book,

like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like

“sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”
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I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s

274 faves · 5 comments · Sep 17, 2013 5:13pm

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'd so give them the wrong definition
Sky: The green stuff you walk on
Grass: The blue thing above your head when you walk outside
I walked on the sky and looked up to the cloudy grass.
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meltdown · 1 decade ago
Hahahaha Thats mean. :'(
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Idiot: probably you
ugly: that's you too
Lonely: oh snap that's you as well
Sexy: me, all me
: what I have every night
Definition 2: what you don't have
Stupid: that's you! man just stop reading the dictionary
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sapphireflames* · 1 decade ago
oh snap
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dpjlWlnn1rqfhi2o1_500.gif
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
I'd be like "my blue hat?" o-o
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