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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    the word ointment makes me feel like im 70 years old and in a nursing home

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:49am UTC
    "Your lips are like wine
    & I want to get drunk. "

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 11:40am UTC
    it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    ...but when you smiled at me
    i suddenly couldn't risk losing you
    - format by Breeze

  5. bye* bye*
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    October 2, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    we're so scared of people breaking us that we end up breaking ourselves.

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    You deserve flowers on your doorstep
    and coffee in the morning
    you deserve notes left on your dashboard
    and ice cream sundaes at 3am
    you deserve honesty every day
    and to be kissed every hour
    you deserve to be reminded
    how beautiful you are

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Things you should never touch:
    my face
    my hair
    me
    my laptop
    my phone
    me
    anything that is mine
    me
    the 4 foot diameter of air around me
    ME
    ME
    MEEE
    cactus

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    its so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little sayings you have, start slipping into their vocabulary
    more
    and more

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    hello october

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    how to kiss a boy
    -grab his waist
    -slip your hand in his pocket
    -steal his wallet
    -dont even kiss him
    -just run

  12. bye* bye*
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    September 26, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    how are quotes with 40 faves making it into the first page of top quotes this makes me sick

  13. bye* bye*
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    September 25, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    1. i am not in love with you
    2. i am in love with the idea of you
    3. and frankly, that is the worst way to love someone

  14. bye* bye*
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    September 23, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    my biggest fear is dying while wearing a hat because I never wear hats and I don’t want the people that find my body to think that I like to wear hats

  15. bye* bye*
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    September 23, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “how much?” and im like “3.75”.
    I am a milkshake vendor

  16. bye* bye*
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    September 23, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    We flirt with death everytime we etch a new tally mark
    Into our skin
    I know how to split my wrists like a battlefield too
    But the time has come for us to
    Reclaim our bodies
    Our bodies deserve more than to be war-torn and collateral
    Offering this f/uckdom as a pathetic means to say
    "I only know how to exist when I'm wanted"
    Girls like us are hardly ever wanted you know
    We're used up and sad and drunk and
    Perpetually waiting by the phone for someone to pick up
    And tell us that we did good
    You did good.
    -
    This is important
    You are worth more than who you fck
    You are worth more than a waistline
    You are worth more than any naked body could proclaim
    In the shadows, more than a man's whim
    Or your father's mistake
    You are no less valuable as a size 16, than a size 4
    You are no less valuable as a 32a than a 36c
    Your sexiness is defined by concentric circles within your wood
    Wisdom
    You are a god/damn tree stump with leaves sprouting out
    Reborn

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey f/cked a dragon

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    "How can you expect to be happy if you can't even tell the man you love, that you love him?" - Boy Meets World

  19. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    i want to do pg 13 things with u

  20. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    ask.fm/mariakhuff
    yes pls

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