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  1. bye* bye*
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    July 16, 2014 11:11am EDT
    why are there picture formats no stop thats not witty

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    March 11, 2014 4:55pm EDT
    no amount of caffeine could keep me awake like you do

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    March 10, 2014 6:20pm EDT
    "You may not be her first, her last,or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect- you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she know you can break- her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her,don't analyze, and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there."
    -Bob Marley

  4. bye* bye*
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    February 25, 2014 6:23pm EST
    my profile is like the homiest thing like the song and the background jsut feels so splendid i love it

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    February 25, 2014 6:10pm EST
    Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

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    February 11, 2014 7:40pm EST
    green M&Ms count as vegetables right

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    February 3, 2014 5:39pm EST
    I guess i'll make a formal goodbye. I'm rarely on here, but god do i miss how it was. I've made amazing friends and created memories I'll never forget. They've all since left and there really is no reason for me to continue to consistently come on here. I finally hit 1000 quotes which is crazy and i love all 500 some of my followers, even though few still come on here. If you would like to remain in contact just ask and i'll give you my kik or instagram or something but i really love all of you and witty has such a big place in my heart and i'll miss you all dearly and i wish you all the absolute best in life because you lovelies all deserve it. You're all incredibly beautiful inside and out and i hope none of you ever forget that.
    so bye i guess <3333

  8. bye* bye*
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    January 10, 2014 5:37pm EST
    I want someone to love me as much as i hate myself

  9. bye* bye*
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    January 9, 2014 6:15pm EST
    I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

  10. bye* bye*
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    January 3, 2014 9:28am EST
    we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

  11. bye* bye*
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    January 2, 2014 4:42pm EST
    please ignore this

  12. bye* bye*
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    December 26, 2013 10:48am EST
    i hate when you have a really unrealistic dream but wake up genuinely surprised that barack obama is in fact not your father

  13. bye* bye*
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    December 24, 2013 9:06am EST
    theres nothing better than finding out you've been catfished for the past 7 months!!! :-))))))

  14. bye* bye*
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    December 19, 2013 5:18pm EST
    if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
    and i dont know which is worse

  15. bye* bye*
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    December 19, 2013 5:13pm EST
    I'd cross the world to be with someone like you

  16. bye* bye*
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    December 9, 2013 6:43pm EST
    humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)

  17. bye* bye*
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    December 9, 2013 5:54pm EST
    i get so into making my profiles

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    December 9, 2013 5:43pm EST
    read this if you think im hot

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    December 5, 2013 7:37pm EST
    wow my hand is so cold….. i should stick it in my pocket to make it warm. or my sleeve. or your hand………. your hand could hold my hand…….. your hand could work…….. your hand could make my hand……. not cold……

  20. bye* bye*
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    November 30, 2013 11:21am EST
    when you look at me and smile, its like for a split second everything stops and your smile pierces through all of the bad in my life and all is well again.

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