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September 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

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September 4, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Whenever my dad opens the microwave to take out food he screams and I thought it was because he was burning himself but I’ve learned it’s just because he gets really happy about food

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posted a quote
September 3, 2013 5:05pm UTC

honestly?
i'm not happy.
i hate myself.
i'm miserable.
im constantly in and out of depression.
i had an eating disorder a little more than 4 months ago.
i stopped cutting less than 3 months ago.
its nothing to be proud of
because i was and am weak.
i would take my life in an instant,
if it weren't for few people.
i'm always seen as this
happy-go-lucky person.
but i'm not.
i want to fall asleep
and never wake up.
watch the world go on without me.

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bye*
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September 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC

"id date a fan"
doesnt mean
"id date a 12 year old who knows more about
me than i do"

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September 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

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September 3, 2013 4:44pm UTC

hey you
yes you
is today your first day of school?
tomorrow?
or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
either way youre looking great
you are going to rock this
i believe in you
youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
best wishes,
-me

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September 2, 2013 4:27pm UTC

This really Works!!!!!!!!
1) find a small prickly cactus
2) shove it up your a/ss

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September 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

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August 31, 2013 7:32pm UTC

"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever know i wear a bra

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August 31, 2013 7:12pm UTC

i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling

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August 30, 2013 8:16pm UTC

this summer lasted a good 30 seconds

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August 30, 2013 8:11pm UTC

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

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August 30, 2013 7:54pm UTC

life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it

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August 30, 2013 7:47pm UTC

i wish i was a poet.
so i could put my feelings for you
into words you could understand.
into words that could brighten your day
and send a smile across your face
i wish i could record all the things about you,
that make me fall in love,
into words that you could understand
and believe.
if only i was a poet.
maybe you would never doubt my love.
-m.k.h.

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bye*
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August 30, 2013 7:40pm UTC

when cute boys initiate conversation with you
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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August 30, 2013 7:27pm UTC

the worst part is, i'm still in love with you.

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August 30, 2013 6:55pm UTC

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

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bye*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:36pm UTC

its the eye of the tiger.
its the fur of the tiger.
and the ears
and tail.
holy sh/t
its a f/cking tiger,
run