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  1. ballher21 ballher21
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I'm just taking a wild guess here...
    But I don't think Taylor Swift and her ex-boyfriend are ever, ever, ever getting back together.
    Like, ever.

  2. AssKickerXx AssKickerXx
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    How many scrolls does it take to reach
    the end of Witty? The world may never
    know.

  3. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I got 99 problems
    And being attractive would solve at least 30 of them..

  4. Forever_Alone602 Forever_Alone602
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    2010: I was so stupid last year.
    2011: I was so stupid last year.
    2012: I was so stupid last year.
    To be continued.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    My Math Teacher: If you see me in a public place, please feel free to just keep walking.

  6. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Friend: I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name <3
    Me: ..............................
    Friend: ...........................
    Me: .................................
    Friend: .............................
    Me: Well then you're an idiot.

  7. JusttSmilee JusttSmilee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    We tried to have a family game night tonight.
    My little sister is crying
    My dad is yelling
    and Uno is now banned from being played in my house and is in the garbage

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    We all have that friend that
    acts innocent, but is actually very naughty.

  9. smluvsart smluvsart
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Hello. Welcome To "School"
    What you will need:
    • About 50,000 pen and pencils, because they'll probably get stolen or lost the first month.
    • About 20 notebooks, for doodling when the teacher bores you and for all those people that never remember paper.
    •A $150 calculator that you will probably only use once
    • A giant backpack to hold the 50 pounds of books we give you.
    Steps to getting through day of said school:
    1. Wake up at 6 a.m.
    2. Allow about 10 minutes of getting ready before you run out the door to catch the bus.
    *note: when on said bus, watch for flying pens, pencils, paper, erasers, and other unidentified flying objects*
    3. Get into school.
    *note: while walking to locker, watch out for running people, and flying objects*
    4. Get to class
    *note: watch for random groups of people standing in the middle of the hallway. They create traffic. DO NOT BE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE. You will be hated and possibly pushed out of the way*
    5. Get through all classes.
    6. Get back on bus.
    *note: see note for step two *
    7. Do all 500 pages of homework that are due the next day.
    *note: this could take well into the night. You may want to break out the coffee or energy drink*
    8. Repeat for about nine months until summer comes.
    Additional Notes:
    • 8 hours of school just isn't enough. We find it necessary to give you another 3 hours of homework. Apparently, we think you have no social lives.
    •We give you books that weigh about 50 pounds. You have to carry them everywhere, even though we almost never use them.
    •You will have to basically teach yourselves everything, because your teachers think it "makes you a better student". They do almost nothing the whole class period except bore you.
    • Beware of the people in gym class. soe believe they are in the Olympics and may run you over if you get in their way.
    •Learn how to get out of the way fast. You will need this skill when walking through the hallway.
    •We don't teach you good skills, like what to do if your car breaks down or how to balance a checkbook. But we do find it necessary to teach you the Pythagorean Theorem, which you will most likely never use in your life.
    Thank you,
    and welcome to school.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Today I took a bath.
    I didn't wash my hair.
    Or wash my body.
    I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
    I was covered in marker.
    I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
    They won't hold me back anymore.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  11. Pretty_Girl69 Pretty_Girl69
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 12:50am UTC
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▧▥▨▤▧
    Over And Over,
    I Tryed ,
    Over And Over,
    You Lied,
    Over And Over,
    I Cryed
    And I Dont Know Why.
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤

  12. ChubbyMushrooms ChubbyMushrooms
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:03am UTC
    Just because her eyes don't tear
    Doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry
    And just because she comes of strong
    Doesn't mean ther's nothing wrong ,

  13. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:07am UTC
    No One Is Born With Hate In Their Heart
    Hate Is Something That Has Been Tought

  14. MiaOx MiaOx
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 2:05am UTC
    Because of you
    i never stray to far from the side walk
    Because of you i like
    to play on the safe side so i dont get hurt
    Because of you i cant trust only me
    but everyone around me
    because of youuu...
    i am afraid

  15. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 5:45am UTC
    “Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.”
    -Oprah Winfrey

  16. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 1:50am UTC
    “Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.”
    ― Anne Frank
    “If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
    ― Roald Dahl

  17. forgetxmexnot forgetxmexnot
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 3:20am UTC
    What screws us up the most in life is that picture we have in our heads of how it's supposed to be

  18. Brainy_Barbie Brainy_Barbie
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I lap the shore with a steady beat
    As others walk among me
    But they do not know the danger
    The loss of breath, and life
    As their limbs fail
    They sink deeper as others come closer
    Pulled from my grasp
    But to late
    Another victim claimed by me.

  19. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #5
    You're so beautiful that you made me forgot my pick-up line.
    nmq/nmf

  20. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Bad Pick-up Lines #4
    People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
    nmq/nmf

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