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  1. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 7:07pm UTC
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  2. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    This is witty not
    One Direction.com
    no offence.
    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  3. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  4. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Hello it's 911,what's your emergency?
    Two boys are fighting over me.
    What is the problem with it?
    The ugly one is winning.

  5. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Girl's have balls,
    they are just a litte higher up, thats all.

  6. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC
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  8. pceluvbasketballx3 pceluvbasketballx3
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I failed a spelling test
    because they asked me how to spell
    PLAYER
    & I put down your name
    nmf/nmq

  9. xoxoChristina xoxoChristina
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    n e v e r
    FORGET
    what someone says to you when they are
    ANGRY
    because that is when the truth comes out

  10. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 8:51am UTC
    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
    today,
    I saw a girl, about 8,
    COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
    Why?
    HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
    I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
    SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
    why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
    IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
    in fact, its terrible.
    I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
    playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.

  11. tishfayeobrienmwahh tishfayeobrienmwahh
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  12. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  13. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  15. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  16. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  17. JJ12 JJ12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    So I got you a gift!
    What is it?
    A cup that says worlds best grandma...
    I'm not a grandma
    Surprise...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    90' S K I D S .
    1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
    2.) LIzzie McGuire.
    3.) Magic School Bus.
    4.) Rugrats.
    5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
    6.) Blue's Clues.
    7.) As Told by Ginger.
    8.) The Amanda Show.
    9.) Even Stevens.
    10.) Teletubbies.
    11.) BeetleJuice.
    12.) Saved by the Bell.
    13.) Arthur.
    14.) Dragon Tales.
    15.) CyberChase.
    16.) Full House.
    17.) Scooby Doo.
    18.) The Wiggles.
    19.) Barny.
    20.) 7th Heaven.
    21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
    22.) Goosebumps.
    23.) Drake & Josh.
    24.) Zoey 101.
    25.) Caillou.
    Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

  20. aaleinad76 aaleinad76
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    "Aww..someone needs a hug!!"
     "Don't touch me!"
     

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