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Ayelelwayesay
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March 2, 2015 9:20am UTC

No, we didn't date. Technically he wasn't an ex-boyfriend. But he was an ex-something, an ex-maybe. An ex-almost.

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Were all mad here*
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February 21, 2015 9:33pm UTC

”when i was your age i-”
yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand

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GhostTown
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February 21, 2015 11:40pm UTC

Father to son: You're no son of mine.
Mother: Dammit, how'd he know?

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happiest*
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March 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

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Vinita*
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April 18, 2014 7:17pm UTC

Me when I have a zit:
Conceal don't feel
Don't let them know. . .

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happiest*
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March 11, 2014 3:25pm UTC

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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spence*
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April 5, 2014 1:21pm UTC

Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC

when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

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happiest*
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February 28, 2014 4:06pm UTC

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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happiest*
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March 27, 2014 12:01pm UTC

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

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yourcool
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March 20, 2014 7:29pm UTC

when something extremely funny
happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:11pm UTC

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:09pm UTC

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials

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yourcool
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March 10, 2014 2:01am UTC

the bags under my eyes are designer

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happiest*
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April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:14pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

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happiest*
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February 28, 2014 4:04pm UTC

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

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happiest*
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February 19, 2014 3:25pm UTC

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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