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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    We should all just take a moment
    to be thankful that the Internet has 0 calories.

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
    .

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    the worst thing is watching someone drown,
    and not being able to convince them that they can save themselves by just standing up.

  4. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 38
    I've called Scarlet's cell phone at least twenty times by now and she has yet to answer.
    Everytime I called, the reciever went straight to voicemail.
    It has been hours after Lola broke the news by confirming Scarlet's pregnancy, and I was getting frustrated and impatient.
    Scarlet and I were far from best friends right now, but I needed to know is she was okay and who the hell was the father of her baby.
    "Crap, why isn't she answering?" I hissed, tossing my phone down on Travis' bed forcefully.
    Travis, who was sulking lazily in his couch, wrapped his arms around my waist.
    He pulled me towards him, as I laid over his body.
    "Stop worrying." Travis kissed my hair. "Scarlet's a big girl. She can take care of herself."
    I groaned, burying my face in his neck, breathing in his scent.
    "I hope so." I sighed. "I just want to know who the father is."
    I suddenly thought back to how Travis and Scarlet once slept with each other.
    Then, I reminded myself that the last time they hooked up was two years ago, and there was no possible way that Travis could've been the baby's father.
    I felt defeated, wondering why I was even doubting Travis.
    I loved and trusted him, and I shouldn't have even second guessed him.
    "Riley?" Travis' warm breath tickled my bare neck. "What are you thinking about?"
    I don't know what overcame me when I asked Travis this very next question.
    Maybe I've been thinking to much about this topic, or maybe I'm just merely curious.
    My fists tightened, as I rolled over, staring Travis right in the eye.
    "Was she good, Travis?" I whispered, hardly recognizing my jealous tone.
    Travis suddenly tensed up, as he sat up, so that I was no longer on his lap.
    He stared at me with wide eyes full of disbelief. "What?"
    "Was Scarlet good?" I repeated. "In bed?"
    Travis blinked, before scoffing. "Riley, are you really asking me this?"
    I frowned, before nodding obnoxiously. "Yes!" I snapped. "Answer my question."
    I knew it was a mistake asking Travis about this question in the first place, but I just couldn't contain myself.
    It was as if I blurted it out suddenly out of curiousity.
    "No." Travis strenly said, looking angry all the sudden. "I'm not answering your question, because quite frankly, it's a very stupid one."
    I glared at him, crossing my arms. "Why won't you just admit that you liked your time in bed with Scarlet?"
    Travis tightened his jaw, before standing up. "You're too worked up right now, Riley." he muttered, shaking his head. "I think you should go home."
    I knew I was going to regret the second I stepped out of his house.
    I knew I was going to regret not apologizing to Travis.
    And when I left his house, after taking the very first step, I did.
    I felt complete regret.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    BOOK HANGOVER; adjective
    the inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Kidz Bop: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy dancing in the sun
    Me: Lets go to my basement, basement, basement, you can meet my gun
    mq/justkidding

  8. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Justin Bieber asked Niall to be in the
    Beauty and The beat music video
    but Niall said no,
    BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF NICKI MINAJ

  9. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Some obnoxious kid
    I have a huge dick... ladies ;)
    Like • Comment • 6 minutes ago
    Other dude
    *am
    34 seconds ago · Like

  10. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The
    girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every
    day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never
    answer him. They grew up together, and fell in
    love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she
    had the ribon her neck. They got married,
    and grew old, and she still wouldn't tell him.
    But one day, she said to him, "I'll show you
    why I keep this on my neck," and she took it off
    and her head fell off, the end.
    tumblr, but WHAT?!

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break
    my bones, but words will
    leave psychological
    wounds that never heal.
    -Timmy's Dad
    Fairly Odd Parents
    **repost of my old quote

  12. staystrongxx staystrongxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    girls whose hair
    looks perfect 24/7 just makes me want to crawl under a rock and cry

  13. Emily* Emily*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    if a stupid poem could fix this home,
    i'd read it every day

  14. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    They should invent wifi bracelets,
    so you can wear them anywhere
    and have wifi connection
    CookieDoughFormats

  15. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    We are called fans because celebrities are hot.

  16. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Have you ever cried over the death of a fictonal character?

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Periods are ridiculous.
    I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

  18. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Starve self → Eat
    ↑ ↓
    Hate self ← Cut
    It's just a simple cycle.

  19. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Someone should buy the Mayans
    a new calendar for Christmas.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
    DAD, YOU LIED.

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