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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2015 7:58am UTC
    I thought I was the type to hold grudges, but I forgave. I thought I was just the bitter type, but I forgave. I thought I was so many different tags and labels that I'm not. I can be impulsive one day, then patient the other. Obnoxious and loud in the day and meekly shy in the night. I suggest we forgive ourselves for thinking we could ever categorise ourselves into these little insignificant boxes, and realise that nothing about us is ingrained.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    ( i wonder what it feels like )
    TO ACTUALLY BE
    good looking and to have ♥ ♥ ♥ someone that
    CARES ABOUT YOU

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Suicide Is COMMITTED
    every 40 seconds
    I WONDR IF ONE DAY
    i'll be one of those 40 SECONDS

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    "Swallow your fears, wipe off your tears,
    Let go of your darkest years.
    Chin up, smile, walk away."
    -Harry Styles

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    "Zayn took food off of Niall's plate once and you
    Should have seen the look Niall gave him."
    -Liam Payne

  7. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Plot twist: Larry is real and Eleanor and Danielle are lesbian for eachother.

  8. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Story time!
    So, today, we had a guest speaker for my Careers class. She said she needed a volunteer who was wearing a jacket, and I was wearing one. So, she asked if I'd like to come up in front of the class. I said "No, not really...", but she made me go up there anyway. She made me take my jacket off in front of the whole class, which was awkward because my sweater sticks to my jacket and my crush is in that class. Yeah. So, then, she tells me that I had a stroke and I can't use my right arm. So, naturally, I respond with "Lovely..". Well, that gets everyone, including my crush, laughing. So, the lady makes me try and put on my jacket without using my right hand! I looked like a fish with only one fin.... and asthma. Yeah, it was embarassing. So, she shows me a way to do it that makes me look like a moron because I didn't figure it out in the first place. This whole time, my crush is sitting there, laughing (and smiling the cutest smile ever, I might add). When I finally get my jacket back on, she tells me good job, and I ask if I can sit back down.
    The whole point of this story was that my crush was laughing/smiling at me the whole time...

  9. ElloMyNameIsBrr ElloMyNameIsBrr
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 11:01pm UTC
    "Boys. Where do you start with them? You first look at them, then you realize you've fallen in love..."
    - my friend, cheyenne and i thought of this -

  10. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    >>Witty Best Friend? :) <<
    I was thinking about it for a while... I want someone on here that I can be myself with.
    <<I'm a little shy but I'll be better after I talk to you a little.>>
    ...I'm really nice...
    ~I love music.. classic rock anyone?~
    I'm not on witty too much, but I'm usually on a lot..
    If you want to know anything else, just ask. :)
    ~~~***~~~
    So.. I don't care if you're a guy or girl, and you can just comment a little about yourself and I'll pick one of you guys/girls to be my witty best friend! Thanks guys! :)

  11. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Oh My God
    I Was Dying Today.
    I was walking down the hall and saw my brother's science teacher and I thought she was Mick Jagger, who I love, so I had a 2 second spaz attack but then I took a double take and realized that it was my brother's science teacher.
    Whoops..
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  12. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 9:03pm UTC
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    Dear b/tch,
    I'm tired of your bullsh/t comments.
    It's not sarcasm and i'ts not funny anymore.
    It's f/cking mean.
    You're constantly beating me up and putting me down.
    I'm done trying to be polite and sucking up to you.
    I don't want a friendship that's gonna work like this, because it isn't working..
    I help you with your problems, but you barely return the favor. I'm done.
    Scincerely,
    F/ck off.
    mq
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  13. TrappedInWonderland TrappedInWonderland
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Playing COD II
    ♦♦♦
    While my nail polish dries
    nmf

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    One direction were in africa for charity work
    they will be releasing their charity single cover called
    'One way or another'

  15. KylahIsADirectioner KylahIsADirectioner
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    I heard you're a player.
    So let's play a game.
    Let's sweet talk.
    Let's play fight.
    Let's talk 24/7.
    Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.
    Let's take walks together.
    Let's give each other nicknames.
    Let's hang out with each others' friends.
    Let's go on dates.
    Let's talk on the phone all night long.
    Let's hold each other.
    Let's hug and kiss.
    And whoever falls in love first?
    Loses.

  16. music_is_forever1 music_is_forever1
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Cowards die many times before their deaths.
    The valiant never taste death but once.
    -The Tragedy of Julius Caesar

  17. music_is_forever1 music_is_forever1
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:33am UTC
    And now I'm just afraid to let anyone in
    I'm so afraid things won't ever change and then I just push people away.

  18. music_is_forever1 music_is_forever1
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 9:35am UTC
    Like a wall of stars we are ripe to fall.
    And if you are a ghost, I'll call your name again.
    And if you are a ghost, I'll call your name again.
    You, always.

  19. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    So, there's this really popular girl that sits in class and always says, "Oh my gosh, I'm so fat and ugly!"
    The whole class always disagrees besides me and a couple other people. She only does it for attention.
    Next time she says that, I'm going to turn to her and say, "Yeah, you are. Now sit back and deal with it like the rest of us."

  20. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:40am UTC
    trade those ashes for a crown

:)

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