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  1. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    If i'm weird around you,
    then i'm confortable around you.

  2. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    There's always some truth,
    behind "Just kidding"
    Knowledge
    behind "I don't know"
    Emotion
    behind "I don't care"
    And some pain
    behind "I'm okay".

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    and here's to the kids who
    truly believe they are "forever alone."

  4. MileyBB MileyBB
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    That awkward momentWhen you're singing a song and the artist get'sthe words wrong. nmf./nmq. ♥

  5. heyijustmetyou heyijustmetyou
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    If there are forever alone girls, and forever alone
    guys, then why don't they just get together ?

  6. MileyBB MileyBB
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    "Mom I have good
    news!"
    "You got a 100 on your math test?!"
    "Mom, I said good news not a miracle."
    nmf/quote

  7. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    When the clock gets hungry
    It goes back four seconds
    Fav if you get it

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Those moods you get in
    where you hate everything.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    More than anything
    I want you to be
    Thinking of me...

  10. imnoons imnoons
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    In a nerd wedding, instead of
    saying 'I do." They say, "I accept
    the terms and conditions."

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I wanted to run up at him
    and give him a hug.
    A really really long one.

  12. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  13. kawaiibitchh kawaiibitchh
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Life is like a piano. The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But remember, as you go through life, the black keys make music too.

  14. lovelifelovebball123 lovelifelovebball123 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    hey:)
    hey
    well you know how you said you like bad boys?
    yeah?
    well not trying to impress you or anything but when Disney Channel told me to go on their website with parent's permission, i didnt ask my parents:)

  15. Kurousagi3 Kurousagi3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    If I was a raindrop
    Would you be my thunderstorm? ♥

  16. dancechickimdc dancechickimdc
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    You don't scare me.

  17. ecarlisle17 ecarlisle17
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Iloveyou has 8 letters, but so does bullshit
    Love has 4 letters but so does hate
    Bestfriends has 11 letters but so does backstabber
    Friends has 7 letters but so does enemies
    Truth has 5 letters but so does lying

  18. Lucas Lucas
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    If you had a girlfriend how would you treat her?
    Touch her waist. Actually talk to her.
    Share secrets with her. Give her 1 of my sweatshirts.
    Kiss her slowly. Hug her.
    Hold her. Laugh with her.
    Invite her everywhere. Hangout with her and my friends together.
    Smile with her. Take pictures with her.
    Pull her onto my lap. When she says she loves me more, i would deny it.
    Always hug her and say hi whenever i see her. Kiss her unexpectedly.
    Hug her from behind around the waist. Tell her she's beautiful.
    Tell her the way i feel about her. Open doors for her.
    Tell her she's my everything. Make her feel loved.
    Kiss her in front of OTHER girls i know.
    Take her ANYWHERE she wants. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much i MISS her.
    Be there for her when ever she needs me, & even when she doesn't need me, just ill be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on me.
    Hold her close when she's cold.
    While in the movies, put my arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
    When people DISS her, stand up for her.
    Look deep into her EYES and tell her i love her.
    Lay down under the STARS and put her head on my chest so we can cuddle.
    When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
    When i hug her HOLD her in my arms as long as possible.
    Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS.
    COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
    Take her for LONG walks at night.
    ALWAYS remind her how much i love her.
    Sit on top of her and tell her how much i love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
    If her hair is in her face move it out of her face and then kiss her gently.
    Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behind.
    Kiss her in the rain. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
    Slow dance with no music. Love her, kiss her, hold her.

  19. smile_cause_your_beautiful smile_cause_your_beautiful
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:32am UTC
    BIRTH MARKS
    are where you were killed in another life
    ~mind blown
    comment where it is

  20. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
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