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  1. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    The best feeling will
    a l w a y s b e w h e n y o u l o o k a t
    him and he's
    already looking :)

  2. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I like Potatoes.

  3. LoveYourOwnWay LoveYourOwnWay
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 6:12am UTC
    So Ravens won... I don't really care...
    BUT DID ANYONE SEE THE COMMERCIAL WHERE THE NERD AND THE HOT CHIC WERE MAKING OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    #thekiss

  4. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    *GASP*
    The lights in the superbowl just went out
    *GASP*
    oh well

  5. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Looks like the super dome needs to pay their electric bill

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
    Me: No.
    Dad: WHAT?!
    Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
    Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
    Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
    Dad: So what are you watching?
    Me: High School Musical
    Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
    Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
    Me: He's hot.
    Dad: Yeah, he is.
    Me: Dude, you're old.
    Me: And married..
    Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
    Me: Sure.
    Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
    Me: No!
    Me: Get out, you are not my father.
    Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
    Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom

  7. Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    Highlight below if your name is Sarah.
    now favorite if your name isn't Sarah.

  8. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    "I love when I get my period!"
    says no one ever Giovanna Plowman

  9. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

  10. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:01am UTC
    So My Friend And I Went To A Haunted House...
    *All of a sudden, a zombie pops out*
    My friend: F*ck me!
    Zombie: But we only just met!
    Me: ...
    Zombie: ...
    Kid behind us: ...

  11. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Lifes to short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, and forget those who don't.

  12. YourMomLikesFood YourMomLikesFood
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

  13. YourMomLikesFood YourMomLikesFood
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    -
    A promise is a promise,
    Welcome to reality, they are broken everyday.

  14. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    I Like Cheese!

  15. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I can't believe they're playing football during Beyonce's concert.

  16. ...* ...*
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    January 5, 2013 2:27pm UTC
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