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AmieMac

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    It started out with a click how did it end up like this
    (It was only a click, it was only a click)

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    *grandad voice* you kids with your instant graham

  4. dolph* dolph*
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    July 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    when i have a kid my only argument will be 'shut up you're like 12'

  5. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I'm in love.
    I was texting this guy and
    I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
    A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

  6. Cammie Cammie
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    July 26, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    A g o a l w i t h o u t a p l a n i s
    just a wish.

  7. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    THE BEST WAY TO GET EVEN IS TO FORGET
    - Uknown

  8. Cammie Cammie
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    July 10, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    me: *crying on the floor*
    mom: what's wrong?
    me: go away mom! come back when you're rich!

  9. Cammie Cammie
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    July 10, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Sims Logic #2:
    I've been dating my girlfriend for an hour. I'm in love I'm going to propose!

  10. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I thought I smelled failure.
    Cat: then you must be sniffing yourself. Good right?
    Jade: for you....

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    love is pathetic these days.
    people say it when they don't even mean it.
    what have we become?

  12. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:15am UTC
    i don't understand why people like starting drama
    i mean they find it enjoyable to end friendships, turn people into outcasts aka having everyone an turn against them, and just ruining their lives just to have friends at school where everyone secretly hates everyone i just


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    friend: who are you wittying to this late?!
    Me: Jake from State Farm...

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people?
    You're limiting your chance to find your soulmate for example: Me.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    Million dollar idea:
    WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

  17. Cammie Cammie
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    June 29, 2013 11:45pm UTC
    what beautiful weather outside
    im gonna close the curtains

  18. Cammie Cammie
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    June 30, 2013 12:02am UTC
    hey there.. just a couple of reaons you why shouldn't trash someone's idol in front of them:
    1.) there is a 100% chance that their idol has changed them and made them a stronger person and you just saying that puts them down
    2.) you shall never call someone's idol ugly because to them no matter how they look, to them, they are the s/exiest person alive
    3.) if their idol is a singer, don't you ever call them an untalented singer because again their is a 100% chance their music has inspired and changed them and they listen to them sing everyday and it makes them happier to be alive
    4.) if their idol is an actor don't ever say they cannot act because their idol has made them laugh and cry and you just saying that makes them want to murder you
    5.) their idol may be the reason they are still living or the reason they have a smile on their face everyday. they might listen or watch them every night because they go to sleep and you saying that makes you look like a giant as/shole so you're willing to bust on people idols, i suggest you get used to having no friends ok bye

  19. Cammie Cammie
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    June 28, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Could you check my pulse for me to see if I'm alive?
    'Cause everytime that I am with you is the only time that I feel alright.
    If there were a way to turn back time
    I'd stay here with you.
    Sometimes I sit and wonder,
    sometimes I feel like letting go.
    All I know is no one should have to be alone.

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference,
    if you made no difference in the world.

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