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justshine_x
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 12:12am UTC

My mom says,
" Y o u a r e w h a t y o u e a t . "
That's funny because
I haven't eaten any
sexy beasts
r e c e n t l y .

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LEXIExTAYLOR
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC

survey says that..
29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed.
I tried it once.
my freakin goldfish died.

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 4:52pm UTC

"In school tomorrow, we should---"
"Tomorrow's Saturday.."
"... oh.."
nmf

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babyfraggs
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 4:47pm UTC

–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– YOU KNOW YOU HAD YOU KNOW YOU HAD –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– fun when you can't tell your parents what you did.
Format by kclove5layouts

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epicbeacher
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 9:07pm UTC

stop moving
i'm trying to read your shirt

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AmberRoxursocks
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

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soljagirl875
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 8:27pm UTC

[ J ]
You know what’s beautiful?
Say the first word again.
[ J ]

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emilllllyx
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 6:40pm UTC

obviously medicene companys
don't know what fruit tastes like.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 6:24pm UTC

I tell everyone I'm over him.. including myself;
yet most of my quotes are still about him.
I think I'm lying ...

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xxbruins11xx
posted a quote
September 13, 2011 6:05pm UTC

Hey Allison your funny and i like you. Go out with me?
This isn't Allison but I think you should say something like this:
Hey Allison, your hilarious and i love everything about you. Will you go out with me? <3 :)
Umm ok?
.....
It worked!! thank you so much stranger!
mhmm.

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AmberRoxursocks
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 1:34pm UTC

Hey can u help me make a quote on witty?
w Sure. ummmmm wats somthing u hate?
............... u ♥

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TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 10:08pm UTC

I e t s ju s t t a ke 2 s e c o n d s to re m e m be r 9 /1 1
and click the heart for those who died that day.
RIP
f for

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bhargavii
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 6:54pm UTC

When I like a cute guy
10% hes taken.
20% he likes someone else...
20% a friend of mine likes him ...
30% a drop dead gorgeous girl likes him...
10% my friends hate him
9% he's a player
1% he likes me back..

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