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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Mirror,mirror
    Mirror, mirror, on my wall.
    I just want to be thin, pretty and tall.
    Mirror, mirror, if I change my hair,
    maybe someone will start to care?
    Mirror, mirror, if I starve myself,
    at least I'll be beautiful, forget my health.
    Mirror, mirror, if I cut my wrist
    will it make me feel like I exist.
    Mirror, mirror, dont you see?
    what you show me, is ruining me.

  3. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    and if I do not miss a part you, a part of me is dead

  4. JordanHaans69 JordanHaans69
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    I want a girl
    Who would snuggle with me

  5. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    I'm going to take a hot shower.
    It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    I believe in aliens
    because I lost my faith in humans a while ago.

  7. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    I'm broken

  8. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    Mikey and Minie broke up
    Mikey: We're over!
    Minie: You F.CKING CRAZY ?!?
    Mikey: No I'm f.cking Daisy ...


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. LollingUpHearts LollingUpHearts
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Dont settle for someone who buys you a coffee
    Go for someone who makes it for you
    "Small efforts make a lot of diiference"

  11. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Friend: 'says something stupid'
    Me: Shut up, peasant.
    Friend: What?
    Me: It's an inside joke between me and over 100,000 other people, you wouldn't understand.

  12. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    Did you hear about the guy that got is left side cut off?
    He's all right now

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:30am UTC
    BEING HAPPY DOESN'T MEAN
    meanthat everything is perfect it means that you
    have decided to look beyond the imperfections
    - Ariana Grande

  14. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Sometimes feels like everything ends in end.
    fri[end]
    boyfri[end]
    girlfri[end]
    week[end]
    Except for...
    FOOD.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    I have 5 fingers, and they all have a purpose.
    thumb - to show the world i'm gonna be okay
    pointer finger - to pick out all the things i want
    middle finger - for those people who push me too far
    ring finger - for that special guy when the time is right
    pinkie - for the promises the i'll never break
    A FINGER FOR EACH WEDDING RING
    My Husbands: Liam, Zayn, Harry, Niall, and Louis.

  16. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 10:32am UTC
    It's the lies
    we tell
    ourselves
    that hurt
    [ the most ]

  17. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    I think about you, every morning when I open my eyes.
    I think about you, every evening when I turn out the lights.
    I think about you, every moment every day of of my life.
    You're on my mind, all the time. It's true.
    ~RossLynch

  18. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 10:40am UTC
    Maybe tonight I`ll call ya
    After my blood
    turns into alchohol
    Gimme Love-Ed Sheeran

  19. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    They don’t know how special you are,
    They don’t know what you’ve done to my heart,
    They can say anything they want,
    Cause they don’t know 'bout us.
    ~OneDirection/LouisTomlinson ♥

  20. guyscanbebrokentoo guyscanbebrokentoo
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me or falling in love with me. I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi or just smiled at them. I can't picture someone smiling at their computer screen or cell phones when we're talking. I mean, why would they even do that? I'm just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special.

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