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  1. xxlivelikeitstheendxx xxlivelikeitstheendxx
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Laying in bed wondering if its worth it to get up and pee. ._.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. sammiwitty sammiwitty
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, I would rather have peanuts and almonds.
    How do you have friends?
    not my quote, credit to HelloMyNameIsAwesome

  4. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    One Direction fact #165
    Niall finds it cute when a girl sneezes.
    format by PaperLung

  5. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    One Direction fact #152
    Interviewer: One thing you wish you could say to your mum right now?
    Zayn: I love you mum.
    Niall: Mum, you smell.
    Liam: Mum you make good chicken dinner.
    Louis: Hi mum, make me a ham and cheese toastie please, thanks love you bye.
    format by PaperLung

  6. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Hayley
    People throw rocks at things that shine.
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Sarah
    I've got my rocks, now where's the Cullen family?
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    fav if you get it
    nmf.

  7. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#180
    I love hearing songs that I used to love. They're like memories I can always go back too.
    nmf.nmq.

  8. PrincessMeg PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Conversation Between my Boyfriend and I:
    Me: Are you excited that I'm moving home next year?
    Him: That depends... are you going to make me sandwiches?
    Boys will be boys...
    nmf

  9. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    If I could give you
    any advice, I would tell you to
    not give up. Things are tough.
    I understand that. You might
    think that it will never get better.
    How do you know that?
    Tomorrow might be the best day
    of your life, and you may not
    ever get a chance to see that.
    So please?
    Stay here.

  10. JustDreaming JustDreaming
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    when we where little and how we use to say
    i "like like" him

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    When I first heard of the Hunger Games,
    I thought it had to do with food.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    VICKY FROM FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
    TEACHING US THAT GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL SINCE 2001

    MQ/NMF

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    I almost went to jail today.
    monopoly can get so intense sometimes..

  14. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    ☠☠
    Clse your eyes,
    *1 New Message*Runs for phone , jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims the Atlantic Ocean, pushes mom out of the way, grabs phone...
    "K" 

    ┌∩┐(¬‿¬)┌∩┐
    format by neversaynever16
    follow for a follow :)

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    I get suspicious
    When I see "All of the above" on a test.
    © ThatsSoMeee format.♥

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding
    your x. Just accept the fact that shes gone. MOVE ON.

:)

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