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  1. capecodgirl444 capecodgirl444
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:38am UTC
    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to

  2. imjustthatcool imjustthatcool
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:40am UTC
    I wonder what everyone says about me behind me back....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. livelovelauren livelovelauren
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:42am UTC
    It's the boy you never told
    'I like you'
    Its the girl you let
    G e t A w a y. . .
    Its the one you saw that day one the train,
    But you freaked out and walked away.
    -Selena Gomez

  5. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Laptop: 20% Remaining.
    Me: I Still have plenty of time.
    Laptop: 11% Remaining.
    Me: Congrats.
    Laptop: 9% Remaining. Please plug
    in a charger or change your battery to
    avoid losing any unsaved data.
    Me: B.tch, don't tell me what to do.
    Laptop: *Screen fading*
    Me: YOU SAID 11%.
    Me: OH NO YOU DON'T
    Me: MAN VS. MACHINE.
    Me: *Dives over the couch*
    Me: *Plugs in charger*
    Me: HAHAHAHA. Thats right B.tch. Beat you to it.
    -true story.

  6. xXReanimatedXx xXReanimatedXx
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    If You Want The Rainbow
    You have to put up with the rain.
    nmf

  7. xXReanimatedXx xXReanimatedXx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    *Buying stuff at le store*
    "Are you buying this?"
    "No, I'm stealing it all, I just wanted to show you first"

  8. xXReanimatedXx xXReanimatedXx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:50am UTC
    Writing the wrong date on your homework
    To make it look like you do your homework ontime♥
    nmf
    nm

  9. xXReanimatedXx xXReanimatedXx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:50am UTC
    Watching a horror movie with friends:
    "This is so fake, you can see the dead guy breathing"
    Watching a horror movie alone:
    "Its not real, its not real, oh god, its not real...WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!"
    nmf

  10. xXReanimatedXx xXReanimatedXx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 6:41am UTC
    ♥ the most awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation ♥
    nmq

  11. Rainbows Rainbows
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Confession number two:
    I wish I was prettier.
    I sometimes hear people cal l me pretty,
    but I still have the hardest time believing it.
    And I always wonder if they actually mean it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. im_zack im_zack
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:18am UTC
    Don't Ask Questions You Don't Want The Answers To.....

  14. 1jemjem 1jemjem
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:18am UTC
    So.. There is this person (:
    Yeah, Well thats all there is to that story.

  15. misscherrypoptart misscherrypoptart
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:20am UTC
    There is always that one show or book that you obsess over and can not stop thinking about.

  16. StarlitCove StarlitCove
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    August 3, 2012 2:20am UTC
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    WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    that lamp.
    that stomps the "i" in pixar.
    I LOVE THAT LAMP.
    nmq

  18. lovecupcakes lovecupcakes
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:15am UTC
    Facing up to things,
    Working through them,
    Thats what makes you Strong

  19. lovecupcakes lovecupcakes
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:13am UTC
    *In the room of requirements*
    Ron and herminoie go pop out of nowhere to save Harry
    Herminie: Expelliarmus.
    Goyle: Avada Kedavra.
    Herminie:stupify
    Ron goes and charges at goyle yelling
    Ron: Thats my girlfriend, you numpties!!
    Herminie smiles
    2 min later ron is running back screaming
    Ron: Run! Run! Goyle's setting the bloody place on fire!!
    from the movie Harry Potter Deathy Hallows Part 2

  20. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    knocking while you open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the perpose of knocking.

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