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lozza821
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July 30, 2012 2:47pm UTC
3 Bad things happened to me today:
1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
2: My sister got hit by a bus.
3: I lost my bus licence.

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xXReanimatedXx
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July 7, 2012 2:58pm UTC
The world is made up of Atoms,Protons& Neurons.
They forgot to mention Morons

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xXReanimatedXx
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July 8, 2012 3:23am UTC
Things We've Done:
Used a ruler as a sword
nmf

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xXReanimatedXx
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July 8, 2012 3:25am UTC
When the teacher says "Stop clicking your pens"
You always make sure you click it once more

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xXReanimatedXx
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July 9, 2012 2:08pm UTC
Running from my past I'm praying
"Feet don't fail me now"

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