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  1. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Because of you
    I find it hard to trust not only me
    but everyone around me,
    Because of you
    I am afraid

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Nascar would be way more entertaining
    if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Remember, it's mandatory to grow old, but optional to grow up.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I respect high school dropouts.
    I mean, who else is going to make my hamburgers?

  5. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Mom & Dad: I know what your going through. I was a kid before too.
    Me: Ya, not in my generation.

  6. Livaaaay3 Livaaaay3
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Harry
    Potter.
    I bet you thought this was another OneDirection Quote :P

  7. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Hush little Prim don't cry away
    Mama's gonna catch you a mockingjay
    And if that mockingjay's a sin
    Mama's gonna buy you a rebel pin
    And if the pin looks like a sparrow
    Mama's gonna buy you a bow and arrow
    And if that bow and arrow fail
    Mama's gonna bring you a friend named Gale
    And if that friend Gale's a crime
    Mama's gonna think that's just fine
    And if you still pride that rebel pin
    Well little Primrose let the Hunger Games begin

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    I’m pretty sure just about every kid,
    while drinking a bottle of soda, has poured a little bit into the cap and drank it like a shot.

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Me all school year: When is summer?
    Me during summer: Ok, now what.

  10. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Dear people who question why
    girls go to the bathroom together,
    Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

  11. peeta07 peeta07
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    good bye text books, hello texting
    good bye sweat shirts, hello bikinis
    good bye being pale, hello being tan
    good bye drama, hello best friends
    good bye homemade dinners,hello cook outs
    good bye school nights,hello sleepovers
    good bye class rooms, hello beach
    good bye sneakers, hello flip flops
    good bye home work, hello fun
    good bye school, hello summer 2012♥

  12. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:28pm UTC
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  13. ImAwesome12345678 ImAwesome12345678
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:56pm UTC
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  14. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    If I had an identical twin
    I'd occasionally coordinate with her
    to act as we have never met and
    we were running into each other
    for the first time randomly
    just to give bystanders an amazing story to share on facebook and twitter

  15. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    My rabbit died yesterday…
    Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…

  16. lalalove471 lalalove471
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Saturday 9 June
    Dear witty members,
    On Saturday 9th June, people should have an Old Fashioned Witty day.
    No 1D quotes or quotes - just good old fashioned quotes to cheer you up or that have meaning.
    Do you agree?
    Repost this if you do.

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly
    Therefore, I am a unicorn

  18. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I have come to the conclusion
    that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.

  19. Hailey22 Hailey22
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    "that's what."
    -She
    fav if you get it

  20. Letters_To_Me Letters_To_Me
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Y G O L O H C Y S P :
    Now thats what I call reverse psychology.
    Not my quote, got it on Twitter/Format by Sandrasaurus

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