Best Whitegirl Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

"Actually, it's *you're :)" said the teenage white girl. That's all she needed.
The argument was won and she was the victor. Her opponent on the other side of the argument fell onto their knees in defeat as they were banished to the shadow realm.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 2:35pm UTC

a wild WHITE GIRL has appeared!
what will you do?
- tattoo an infinity sign
- put on uggs
- drink frappe
- play cup song

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:58am UTC

Teenage white guys are so much worse than teenage white girls. Why doesn't everyone make fun of them instead?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Where do white girls live?
The White House

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Stereotypical White Girl: *cries* My daddy won't pay for my nose job

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 2:44pm UTC

white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 14, 2014 3:13pm UTC

Studies show that Starbucks tastes better
if you take a picture and post it on Instagram first.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 7:52pm UTC

i was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 3:04pm UTC

Studies show that 1 in 4 white girls
"literally can't even" right now.

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 9:21pm UTC

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pajamas, and stays at home;
while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off of glass tables while dancing to the weeknd’s music.
and yet i am neither of these girls

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 5:52pm UTC

I was walking around Manhattan last night and a guy promoting a comedy show ran up to me and screamed "oh my gosh a white girl!" and I don't know how to feel about this.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Hahaha that's funny. Last timeI heard that
I laughed so hard,I almost fell off my dinosaur.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Teenage white guys are way worse than teenage white girls.
Why doesn't everyone hate them, instead?

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Bambi10
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 5:30am UTC

Typical White girl at the mall:
White girl: *goes to starbucks*
White girl: *orders espresso*
White girl: *takes photo of receipt with iPhone 5*
White girl: *posts it to Instagram with the tag "yolo"*
White girl: *visits public toilets and stares into mirror*
White girl: *reapplies EOS lipbam*
White girl: *reapplies mascara*
White girl: *redos hair*
White girl: *takes photo of herself*
White girl: *posts it to Instagram*

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 9:27pm UTC

I was meant to be born a spoiled rich white girl living in manhattan but something went wrong idk

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC

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Am I the only white girl
who has
those spurs of time
when they think
they can be ghetto?

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 5:43pm UTC

How to catch a white girl -in the fall!- :
1. Buy pumpkin spice lattes.
2. Leave a trail of Uggs at the beginning so she won't walk barefoot.
3. Don't forget Bath And Body Works scented candle, Leaves! (this is a good path lighter)
4. Leave out a nice gift of the new iPhone 5c/s (either or both) on a pretty DIY table.
5. When she has arrived to you...
6. Good luck, buddy.
this was not meant to offend i'm sorry don't hate me

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