Best Voldemort Quotes Today

Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Harry: If you're not a snake, then like, why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort:
Voldemort:
Voldemort:
Dumbledore: Ohmigod Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 107 points

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Voldemort: Yo mama so fat-
Harry Potter: You killed my mother!
Voldemort: Oh yeah...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 97 points

emilygm*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 1:28pm UTC

I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to kill Harry.
Despite his flaws, he really cares about Harry's education.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 78 points

BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 1:22pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm not trying to impress you,
but I speak the Dark Lord's name.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 73 points

Laura :)*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I know why Voldemort's nose is flat :)
It's becouse he ran into the wrong wall at the train statoin :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 70 points

A_Million_Cats
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 6:11pm UTC

I think Steve should open School Of Wittians (SOW)
Where everyone is reminded they're beautiful everyday.
You get two cats as part of the welcoming package.
Everyday you get to eat anything you like and stay in perfect shape.
Everyone is happy.
Our followers get chocolates from us everyday with personal notes.
Where Steve just goes around and we worship him and when we see him we shall all bow and kiss his feet.
There's a music room where you can blast your music and no one cares.
Where if you hold a blade to your skin it turns to dust.
Where you wont be judged.
Where society will be different.
And we can quote anything and it wont seem weird (Nor will it be questioned)
And you get A+ for making quotes and just it's like a big party everyday.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 44 points

Hogwartian
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned.
Dumbledore: Are you serious?!
Snape: No, I'm Severus.
Sirius: ...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 40 points

Hogwartian
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:36pm UTC

AVADA KEDAVRA
WHaT a WoNDeRFuL PHRaSe!
AVADA KEDAVRA
aiN'T No PaSSiN' CRaZe!
iT MeaNS i'M KiLLiNG
MuGGLeS, HouSe-eLVeS aND SLaVeS
iT'S ouR MuDBLooD-FRee...PHiLoSoPHY!
Avada Kedavra

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 37 points

*VA VA VOOM*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 3:14pm UTC

xXMidnightXx's format
So, Voldemort,
If you're the 'Dark Lord'
why are you pale?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 32 points

MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 24, 2014 11:33pm UTC

Harry Potter: "Hey, wanna come with me to get our noses pierced? HA."
Voldemort: "Sorry, I'll be having dinner with my parents."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 32 points

Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
August 30, 2014 10:16am UTC

Why did Voldemort cross the road?
.
.
.
.
.
nobody nose

👍 this is good · read the comments · 28 points

ecawesomeness
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:45am UTC

Harry: why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort: ...
Oh my god Harry you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 30 points

Hogwartian
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Harry: Surely you can't be serious!
Sirius: I am Sirius, and don't call me Shirley.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 28 points

greyskies
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:43pm UTC

The sad thing is, Voldemort could have defeated Harry if he had just said "accio glasses".
The Boy Who Lived ain't got s h i t if he's visually impaired.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 24 points

Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:27pm UTC

What if voldemort doesnt have hair so nonone could use it in a polyjuice potion?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 22 points

Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Voldemort: Knock knock.
Harry: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points

lunal0ve
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 5:57am UTC

voldemort
vol - de - mort
escape - from - death
voldemort means:
"escape from death"
in french
my childhood makes sense now.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 19 points

Bitter_Sweet
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 3:50pm UTC

I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits untill the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 18 points

officialmona
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Voldemort: so wait, I just have to lie?
Pinochio: yup

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
September 9, 2014 1:54am UTC

I don't know why?
Whenever I think about destroying one of Horcruxes
I feel like Voldemort has one of these moments

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

Witty Profiles

Best Voldemort Quotes Today