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1. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 3:04pm UTC
   They should hire ugly people like me to be models because the people will
   pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and I get to say that I'm a model.
   
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2. happiest*
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC
   have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
   
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3. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
   Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
   Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 153 points
4. lithium*
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2013 1:17pm UTC
   guys: why do girls care about what they look like so much its so annoying
   guys: ew ugly chicks
   
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5. carson5482
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
   It's all fun and games
   until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.
   
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6. spence*
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2013 1:11pm UTC
   I need a hot boy who thinks they're ugly so they think I'm out of their league but actually they're way out of my league
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 134 points
7. gab*
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 9:20pm UTC
   me before 7th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me before 8th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me before 9th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me before 10th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me before 11th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me before 12th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   me at 83 years old: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
   
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8. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC
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   Ugly People Problems
   @UglyPeople
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   hey can you make out with me it's for a schoool project.
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9. ^_^*
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 10:57am UTC
   An ugly personality can
   easily destroy a pretty face.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 112 points
10. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    When good looking hot guys flirt
    "aww you are so sweet"
    "you are so funny"
    When ugly guys flirt
    "stop being a creep -_-"
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 94 points
11. CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    You never notice how terrile your outfit looks
    until you walk into school
    
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12. kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:14am UTC
    *enters ugly contest*
    judge: sorry no professionals
    
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13. Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 10:34am UTC
    do u just ever look at an old photo bravely and scream when u see ur old ugly face yea that just happened to me
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 105 points
14. ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    Taking 10 pictures
    and deleting 9 of them.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 90 points
15. xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    I don't know if people are checking me out,
    or shocked by how ugly I am.
    
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16. dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    Are you staring at me because you’re checking me out
    or are you staring at me because I’m ugly?
    
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17. capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 12:35am UTC
    My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly.
    
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    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:44pm UTC
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19. oursong
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Friend: What would you do if you wokr up and were really hot?
    Me: I dunno, I'd probably open a window or someothing.
    
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20. *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Just because she's pretty,
    doesn't mean you're ugly.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 77 points

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