Best Ugly Quotes Today

yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:27pm UTC

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles
in movies because if you get the part, you're in a move which is pretty cool, but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:57pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Making weird faces in pictures
because it's better to look ugly on purpose.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:23pm UTC

I might be ugly but at least--
Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Me: *Takes 70 selfies*
Me: *Deletes 70 selfies*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Do you ever look at yourself and think, "Maybe I'm not that bad looking."
and then 21 seconds later you you look again and think, "Oh yeah."

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

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gab*
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 7:50pm UTC

"you'll never be
as pretty as her"

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gab*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:42pm UTC

"wow, you're so pretty!"
WHY THANK YOU, IT'S EXACTLY HOW I'VE MANAGED TO STAY SINGLE FOR SO LONG.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Me: i'm ugly
Society: don't be an attention seeker
Me: i'm beautiful
Society: you conceited b-tch

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 1:45pm UTC

I used to think I was unphotogenic.
Then I found out I'm just ugly.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 2:38pm UTC

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:54pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
The uglier the snapchat,
the closer friends you are.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 10:58am UTC

I need a hot boy who thinks they're really ugly, so they think I'm out of their
league, but actually they are way out of my league.

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gab*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 3:59pm UTC

friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years
friend 2: is always hooking up with someone
friend 3: has 851362764092 guy friends
me: i wonder what it's like to touch a real live boy

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 2:38pm UTC

the one benefit of being ugly is you’ll never “lose your beauty” when you get older cuz you never had it to begin with

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC

DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm so ugly,
even the mirror showed a 404 error.

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