Best Shower Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Get ready for a shower
Do weird stuf in front of the mirror for an hour

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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gmarie
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:28pm UTC

*puts spoon in sink*
*turns on water*
*takes unplanned shower*

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Envelope24
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September 3, 2013 10:54am UTC

I WAS IN THE SHOWER LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND TAYLOR CAME ON
SO I TRIED TO TURN THE RADIO OFF BUT I SLIPPED AND FELL AND ALL I
HEARD WAS "now your lying on the cold hard ground" I SWEAR SHE'S
SATAN

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Home is where you fully understand how the shower works.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 8:15pm UTC

In the shower: 2% washing hair 1% washing body 96% winning fake arguments with people you hate.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:05pm UTC

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard

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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Before going to bed: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay up all night watching random things and stay on Witty
In Bed: Omg. How did I not want to be here? This is the best thing ever. I'm not leaving this bed.
Before going in the shower: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my bed and never leave it
In the shower: Omg. How did I not want to be here? Whoever invented the shower is a freaking genius. I'm never leaving this shower.
Before going to school: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my house doing nothing. I could just shower and sleep and then sleep and shower.
In School: Omg. I know why I didn't want to be here. It is terrible. Full of peasants. I want to leave right now.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC

What do you mean we can't hang out i showered for this.

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Lane *
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Seriously it's 2013 can we please get some water proof phones, I would like to text in the shower.

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 5:21pm UTC

If i had a choic e to stay
in the shower for the rest of my life, trust me i would.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 10:13am UTC

in my bedrom: decent singer . . In the shower : internation pop superstar

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 4:45pm UTC

Hot shower
(noun)
A regular shower,
but with me in it.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:21pm UTC

My showers only have two temperature options:
3rd degree burns
or skinny dipping in Antarctica

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Me: You should use L'oreal.
Mike Dirnt: ...
Me: ...
Mike Dirnt: Why are you in my shower?
Me: ...
Mike Dirnt: .....
Me: ........
Mike Dirnt: ...........
Me: Because you're worth it.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 7:35am UTC

Confession #45
I shower in the dark
Because I hate looking at my own body
But then
Like my paranoid mind
Has to be like
'Hey.Heyyyy. Remember that horror movie.
Y'know.
The one with the clown.
Yeeeeaaaaaa. He came up through the shower drain.
Oh.Oh
And that one with the murderer.
He killed her in the shower.
What if a murderer was in this house
Yep. He'd kill you in the shower too.'
So a simple shower
Quickly turns into an overrated horror film.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:44pm UTC

My shower = 24 mins
4 mins= wash & rinse body
20 mins = reflection and deep thoughts about
the origin of life

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Me in shower:
Me: Mmk, shower time...
Me: Dad, gtfo
Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
Me: Must sit down...
Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a record label?
Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am tiTAAGHGHGNIIDFHDGHDFMMMMMMMMM
Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy in this shower.
Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
Me: When did I last wash my hair?
Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash it.
Me: Eh, screw it.
Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun EEEEHHHHH
Me: Why am I singing that song?
Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend today.
Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
Me: Omfg it's freezing
Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
Me: Towel, STOP FALLING DOWN
Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
Cat: *Walks in*
Me: Don't look at me!

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jordanashley
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Today, I was taking a shower.
An itsy-bitsy spider came crawling up the waterspout. Then, down came the rain and washed the spider out.
And by rain, I mean I aimed the shower head at it. I sent the water beating down upon that tiny little monster.
I hate spiders.

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