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jordan ashley

  1. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    I'm so bored so here goes nothin
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? Yes.
    2. Do you like noodles? .... I suppose
    3. Do you enjoy drama? Never
    4. Are you a girly girl? mehh... idk
    5. Small or large purses? both
    6. Are you short? lol... I wish.
    7. Do you like somebody? No
    8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes, it bothers me
    9. Do you like Halloween? I guess...
    10. Favorite time of year? I don't really know
    11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? EVERYWHERE
    12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? My sister... lol is that weird?
    13. Are there any rumours going around about you? Sure hope not
    Be Honest:
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Neon pink
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Light
    3. Longest relationship? lol...what relationship?
    4. Do you have a best friend? Yes
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? By a guy? No.
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS S***.
    7. Do you like your life? it has it's moments, I guess.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yes
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? bout equal
    10. How long have you had a facebook? Don't have one
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Only mentally.
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Don't really have any fears.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? unfortunately
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? Yeah
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Something?
    17. Do you ever wish you where famous? Yes, but for the right reasons.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? yes
    19. What are you doing right now? doing this quiz
    20. Cowboy or gangster? cowboy
    21. Face or body? lol.... BOTH!
    22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet
    23. Contacts or glasses? Glasses
    1. Eyeliner or mascara? I can't have one without the other...
    2. Pink or black? Black
    3. Pumps or flats? pumps
    4. Skirts or trousers? trousers
    5. Socks or leggings? Socks
    6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
    7. Heels or sneakers? Depends(:
    8. Straight or curly hair? Wavy!
    9. White or black? Black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Lattes
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Diet
    12. Water or daiquiris? Water
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Pearls
    14. iPod or cell phone? iPod
    15. Friends or family first? My friend(s) are my family.
    16. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick
    17. Manicure or pedicures? manicure
    18. Tank tops or beaters? beaters
    19. Big sunglasses or small? not huge, not tiny?
    20. Sunglasses or purses? I have glasses so.....
    In a Guy:
    1. Funny or serious? Funny
    2. Romantic or daredevil? daredevil
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? light
    4. Long hair or short hair? either
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? meh, I don't know(:
    6. Hockey player or football player? Hockey? Honey, I live in the South. We don't play hockey.

  2. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Every exit
    is an entry somewhere else
    Tom Stoppard

  3. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    I want to travel and see the world.
    I want to become a completely different person with a completely new perspective.
    But that feeling deep down...
    That feeling of yearning for another place…
    That is something that doesn’t go away.

  4. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    Be like the flower
    that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.
    Imam Ali

  5. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    If we wait until we’re ready,
    we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

  6. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    "It’s not that you have to achieve anything,
    it’s that you have to get away from where you are."
    Marguerite Duras, The Lover

  7. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    You can expect that
    somebody who’s willing to read
    and read hard a thousand-page book is
    gonna be somebody with some loneliness issues.

  8. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    60 percent of the time,
    it works every time.

  9. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Today, I realized that in Spongebob,
    Squidward never wears pants,
    but if his shirt comes off,
    he covers his crotch.

  10. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    Today, I was on Urban Dictionary.
    I typed in the word “Sarcasm” and got
    “Your body’s natural defense against stupid.”
    Why didn't I learn this in biology?

  11. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Today, I was typing ‘online printable coloring pages’ into google.
    After I typed in ‘online pr’ the first suggestion was ‘online pregancy test.’
    I’m still wondering
    how that would work...

  12. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:44pm UTC
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    She wanted to write about something other then love. Yet her freethinking pen seemed more adhered to her heart then to her head. A battle she never felt worth fighting.|
    Body span
    Bunnylover43 Format (Please don't remove credit)

  13. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    *watching music video*
    *guy carries girl through field*
    My Best Friend/Sister/Thing- And now I'm just gonna keep eatin' my goldfish *Sobs*
    Me- Well you're gonna need a dumptruck for this whale if you want to carry me anywhere!

  14. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

  15. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    His presence is a curse, His smile, a dream. Now that he's around, things are better or so it seems. He makes me laugh, He makes me cry, and makes me wonder if I've lost my mind.
    But, he's my everything.

  16. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Today, I was taking a shower.
    An itsy-bitsy spider came crawling up the waterspout. Then, down came the rain and washed the spider out.
    And by rain, I mean I aimed the shower head at it. I sent the water beating down upon that tiny little monster.
    I hate spiders.

  17. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Dear Summer,
    G e t h e r e f a s t e r .

  18. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Rest In Peace Casey
    Casey, I hope I gave you the best life that I could have given you. I love you so much, baby. We all do. I don't know how I'm going to be able to get beyond this. You're going to have to help me. Give me strength. Help me stop crying. Allow me to move forward, because at this point all I can do is sit and wallow in pain and self-pitty. I am so lost. You were my relief from the world, my stress, my sadness. I know people are going to say "you were just a dog," but Casey, you are part of my family. I grew up with you. I have had you with me 14 out of 15 years of my life. I don't remember what it's like to have a life without you. I don't know what to do without you. This life is foreign to me. This isn't my life. I want to think that I'll wake up tomorrow, and I will wake up from this hellacious nightmare, and you'll be there. Things will be better. But I need to realize that this is reality. And you're aren't here anymore. But I don't want to. I miss you. I wish things could have been different. I wish I could have been with you when you died. I wish that I could have given you a better life. I wish that you were still here. I love you honey dew...
    At 6:19 exactly a week ago from today, went outside and I found the body of my 14 year old lab lying in front of our back door. No one was awake. It was just me. I knew that she had been sick. Diabetes. Hip dysplasia. Heart problems. Cancer. I didn't expect to find her. I didn't want to find her. I still can't get the image of her cold, stiff, bloated body out of my mind. It's been burned on by the tears, by the memories. She has become part of the family. She was "Granny." She was my best friend. She was the reason that I decided to hang around. I miss you baby.
    I love you.
    I just needed to get that off my chest...

  19. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 11:25pm UTC
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  20. jordanashley jordanashley
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:35am UTC
    darkness falls and you're makin your trailways beneath my skin
    claws out and a shotgun stare that burns holes in the wind
    while the moon's jumpin through that window, down onto my soul
    lights a path that you know you must take to make me lose thought control


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