Shower Quotes

GhostTown
posted a quote
April 19, 2015 1:42pm UTC

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering.
98 of them said, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

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DoctorWhovian94
posted a quote
January 27, 2015 4:46pm UTC

If the water doesnt evaporate, Your shower isn't hot enough

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_Jannette
posted a quote
October 28, 2014 12:10am UTC

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... then it just becomes a soap opera.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 7, 2014 11:30pm UTC

Seeing a spider while in the shower and having an epic battle trying to kill it.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 5:41pm UTC

Hot shower
[noun]
A regular shower but with me in it.

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Mxlli
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:52pm UTC

That moment when you
close your eyes to apply shampoo
AND YOU GET PARANOID
that someone will kill you in the shower

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 9:26pm UTC

*Me in the shower*
Dad: Are you taking a bath?
Me: No. I'm admiring this amazing waterfall in my bathroom. XD

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 5:28am UTC

*accidentaly showers for 5 hours*

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 5:08pm UTC

Sometimes I convince myself if I'm in the shower long enough
My problems will wash away
Down the drain

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
April 1, 2014 7:41am UTC

have you ever been so tired and emotionally damaged that you took a shower sitting down?Becuse I have.

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 5:15pm UTC

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
no
that is not warm

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
March 11, 2014 6:27pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3
So, I have an iPhone and it has one of those lifeproof cases, right? Well sometimes I take it into the shower so I can text
people (Don't judge). So, my homescreen is of my boyfriend and I, and every time I have to unlock my phone to text, I legit
have to like, keep my phone out of the shower, and cover myself with the curtain, cause I always think pictures can actually see
me.... And I was in the shower.... So yeah. That's all...

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Losing It *
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 4:17pm UTC

If I can't imagine myself singing it in the shower; I won't like the song.

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† *
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 9:12pm UTC

I don't hate you, it's just that
If I was a dog and you were a flower, I would lift my leg to give you a shower.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 12:48pm UTC

Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

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Nikki Sixx*
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January 30, 2014 8:55am UTC

Some girls should just take a shower instead of drowning themselves in perfume

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:26pm UTC

I wanna sleep,
and shower,
and let it all
sour. I wanna
sleep, and
shower, and
let it all sour.
Oh woah oh
woaahh oh
woah woah.
Oh wooaaah
oh woah oh
woah woah.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:18pm UTC

Reasons I shower
1. to sing
2. to be warm
3. because I want to
Reasons I should be showering for
1. to be clean
2. to be accepted by the rest of humanity
3.

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T*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 3:55pm UTC

Is it just me or does anyone else drink water from the shower while washing themselves?
o.o

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josie*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 6:09pm UTC

It stings
in the shower
and the sad part
is you know exactly
what i'm talking about.

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