Best Pickuplines Quotes This Week

CharliesTheName
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September 21, 2013 8:27pm UTC

100% effective pickup line
I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?

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glitter162*
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July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

So you like bad girls, huh?
Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 12:32pm UTC

boy, are you a fox?
because i don't know what the fúck you're saying.

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*trop chic*
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June 14, 2013 6:32pm UTC

best pick-up line
Wait a minute. If you are here, who's running heaven?

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Lane *
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August 10, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Okay comment your cheesy pick up lines.

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little_bit_str0nger
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February 2, 2013 2:54pm UTC

anti-pick up lines
he: Can I buy you a drink?
she: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
he: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
she: Sorry, i will be having a head ache this weekend.
he: Go on. Don't Be Shy. Ask Me Out.
she: okay, go out.
he: I think I can make you very happy
she: how? are you leaving?
he: Shall we go see a movie?
her: I've already seen it.
he: Where have you been all my life?
she: hiding from you.
he: Haven't I seen you some place before?
she: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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abigaail
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April 7, 2013 3:44pm UTC

I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I have yours? (;

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fenixreign1721
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November 13, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Hey girl, feel this sweater.
Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.

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JazzySnow
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May 29, 2013 4:31pm UTC

So today I was out for a walk and a pretty attractive guy, about my age, asked to use my phone to make a call. I gave it to him happily. Then I heard a ring. I was confused. He pulled a ringing phone out of his pocket and said, "Now since I called myself, I have your number. I'll call you later." Then he winked and just walked away.

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