Kittyturnedintoahuman* · 1 decade ago
How long of a ride is it to your house? An hour? I'll ride you all the way there.

Look down...can you tell me whats up?

Did you get your pants on sale cause my house they're 100% off.

You can be winnie the pooh and stick your nose in my honey jar.


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erins_witty · 1 decade ago
will you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?
Do you like dragons?Cuz in a second i'll be draggin my balls across your face
Nice shoes.Let's f/ck.
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mcnuggets* · 1 decade ago
Nerdy pick-up line: I less than three you. (haha it's kinda straight to the point)
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
F*** me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
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ShmeXyLlamAs · 1 decade ago
Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole all the stars abd put them in your eyes.

It works.


*take ice cube up to person an smash it*
"Now that I've broken the ice will you sleep with me?




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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
are you from star wars cos yodalicious
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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
Wait a minute, if you are here, who's running heaven?
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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
I heard you were a griffinwhore, because you let all the wizards slytherin

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*trop chic* · 1 decade ago
are you a beaver, cuz damn
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
Are you a book? Cause i'm checking you out.
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crazyshaelie · 1 decade ago
*serial killer pickup line*
Baby, you'd look sooo good in a dumpster.
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crazyshaelie · 1 decade ago
*gamer pickup line*
Hey baby, what's the drop-rate on those pants?
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
Did you just fart because you just blew me away ;)
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hey_itsgabby · 1 decade ago
Did it hurt?
(what? when i fell from hevan?)
No when you fell off the whoree tree and banged every guy on the way down
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Shelley♥* · 1 decade ago
Hi, I'm Randy.
There's a big party in my underpants tonight.
Oh, I saw your name in the dictionary next to KABLOOM!


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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Are you a Nimbus 2000?
Because I wanna ride you.
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Sapphire101 · 1 decade ago
Are you religion? Because you're the answer to my prayers.
If a fat man puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I didn't know angels flew so low.
Are your feet tired. Because you've been running through my mind all day.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
What has 140 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.

Well, Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

I'm sorry; were you talking to me? No? Okay, then please start.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Is that an Arbok in your pants or are you just happy to see me *awkward wink and smack of my lips*
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AlyssaXx4434 · 1 decade ago
Dayum, you with all those curves and me with no brakes
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