Best Patrick Quotes This Month

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me
I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life
I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it
I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it
And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock

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伤*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:34pm UTC

R.I.P DEMI'S DAD, DEMI YOUR DAD IS IN HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN ON YOU EVERYDAY

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Spongebob: What if I break your trust someday?
Patrick: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 3:45pm UTC

While I'm here, I just want to say 9/11 was horrible.
So was the ignorant treatment of Muslim
American citizens afterwards.
- Patrick Stump

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:38pm UTC

Spongebob explaining to Patrick how to open a jar
is like me trying to teach my mom how to use the internet

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:37am UTC

Spongebob: "What do you usually do when
i'm gone? Patrick: waitng for you to come back."
V♦V
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Presentatiecharly.blogspot.com © Made by charly__6__

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HappinessXx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:06am UTC

Spongebob: Aw, cheer up squid! It could be worse!
Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

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HappinessXx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 8:12am UTC

Spongebob: Guess what today is?
Patrick: Annoy Squidward day?
Spongebob: No, silly! Thats on the 15th!

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 6, 2014 9:13pm UTC

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly, I hate the way
I don’t hate you,
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
not even at all.
- ten things i hate about you

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4
Cookiedoughformats

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TheDeepBlueOcean
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:32am UTC

Patrick: Hello
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: No, this is Patrick *hangs up*
-
Patrick: Hello
Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK.
Patrick: I'm not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Uh..Patrick, the Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant
To all the Swimmers xox
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KaterinaHoran
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I can't hear you,it's too dark in here.
-Patrick Star

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 4:57pm UTC

You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 9:22pm UTC

I'm crying now....
this morning it was because i felt wortheless
pathetic
unloved
and i felt like i destoryed everthing
I'm still crying
but now
its because of 5 different people messaging me
all at the same time
and streamed across the screen was "ilove you"
in every box
I'll live for you
because I don't want you to float up as a ghost right after me
I'll live for today
and look for tommorow
I'm still crying
and sobbing
but im giggaing too
its a happy cry
so thank you so much
for making me know i am worth something
im not pathetic
and that im loved
thank you
I love you<3
"i'll live, for you"

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