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TheDeepBlueOcean

1. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2013 9:24pm UTC
   I live in Boston
   and I’m so happy that the person responsible for the bombing and just an hour ago, a shooting
   has been taken into custody!
   I hope everyone here with me in Boston is safe. #BostonSpirit
   
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2. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 5:47pm UTC
   Most people can’t sleep because they have
   insomnia
   I can’t sleep because I have
   wifi
   #FunnyQuotes
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3. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 5:37pm UTC
   The worse thing anyone could do to me is
   take my blanket away from me while I’m sleeping.
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4. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 5:27pm UTC
   Thanks to Facebook;
   I now know how everyone’s bathroom looks like!
   #FunnyQuotes
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5. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   People tell me that everyday is a gift.
   Then, does anybody know where I can return Mondays?
   
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6. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 5:19pm UTC
   A man came to my door and asked
   “Can you donate to a swimming pool?”
   being my generous self, I came back with a glass of water.
   #FunnyQuotes
   
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7. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 12:34pm UTC
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8. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 12:07pm UTC
   My Graduation Speech:
   I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
   
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9. TheDeepBlueOcean
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 12:04pm UTC
   Don’t listen to her, she’s lying.
   I didn’t fall down the stairs.
   I just thought that the stairs needed a hug.
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10. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    The brain is a wonderful organ,
    it starts working the moment you get up,
    and does not stop until your teacher asks you a question in front of the whole class
    
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11. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:52am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you’re the only one who finds the joke funny, and everyone stares at you as you continue to laugh – and can’t stop.
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12. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:48am UTC
    “I’m sorry”
    “I’m sorry that I bit you…
    and pulled your hair..
    and punched you in the face”
    Lol I love this one had to add it
    
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13. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:43am UTC
    “Are you calling me a liar?”
    “Well I ain’t calling you a truther!”
    And who else remembers this?
    
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14. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:39am UTC
    When you stop doing things for fun,
    you might as well be dead
    #LiveLifeToTheFullest
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15. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Having those weird conversations
    with your friend and thinking
    “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a
    mental hospital”
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16. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:27am UTC
    When you want to succeed
    as much as you want to breathe,
    THAT’S when you’ll be successful
    ~We Are The Swimmers
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17. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:32am UTC
    Patrick: Hello
    Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab
    Patrick: No, this is Patrick *hangs up*
    -
    Patrick: Hello
    Customer: Is this the Krusty Krab
    Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK.
    Patrick: I'm not a Krusty Krab!
    Spongebob: Uh..Patrick, the Krusty Krab is the name of the restaurant
    To all the Swimmers xox
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18. TheDeepBlueOcean
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:41am UTC
    And who else is scared to
    ride the 'Firey Fist of Pain'?
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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