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TheDeepBlueOcean
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February 22, 2013 5:19pm UTC

A man came to my door and asked
“Can you donate to a swimming pool?”
being my generous self, I came back with a glass of water.
#FunnyQuotes

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Loopy23
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January 30, 2013 9:51am UTC

Anyone who wants to go on a diet should get braces.

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Loopy23
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February 3, 2013 11:46am UTC

I'm married to the music
For better or for worse
You say that I'm privileged but
My gift is my curse
I can't recall the last time
Someone asked me how I was
Last I checked I was a fùcking wreck
I called for help but no-one showed up
I sit in the dirt

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Loopy23
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February 6, 2013 5:49pm UTC

That moment when you're looking forward to watching a movie..
You put it on and don't realise it's a musical until they start singing halfway through a conversation..
*ejects disc*

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Loopy23
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February 11, 2013 9:41am UTC

When you realise you've favourited a heap of someone's quotes and you feel like a stalker... o.O

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Loopy23
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:58pm UTC

That awkward moment when your just stood there fondling the wall trying to find the light switch...

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Loopy23
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February 16, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Nobody knows the real me.
Nobody cares enough to find out.

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jessxsmile
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February 20, 2013 2:10am UTC

YOU'RE A TWO-FACED, LYING, HYPOCRITE AND I'M REALLY
GETTING SICK OF IT.

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pervey_sage_girl
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:13am UTC

that weird moment,
when your life is begining to feel like Heathers...

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:17am UTC

Oh this is nothing like I've pictured
forgot what it was like to miss you.
There's no one to take for granted
now you're gone.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Come back
Come back
Oh I don't know what I'm supposed to do with myself
Come back

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:32am UTC

I Love You. ♥
Say it back maybe? ♥

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x_light_x
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:38am UTC

What are you best at?
Forcing a smile, acting like I'm okay, like nothing is wrong...

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ActuallyAFairy
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:39am UTC

Normal People When They Watch A 3 Year Old Driving:
"OMG! Thats so dangerous!"
Me When I Watch A 3 Year Old Driving:
"OMG! Their listening to Taylor Swift on the radio!"

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PotatoSalad
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:40am UTC

My pens never run out of ink.
I always lose them before it happens.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:43am UTC

We accept the love we think we deserve.
-Stephen Chbosky

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lilly6403rox
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:59am UTC

I had no time to make a quote for Ed Sheeran's birthday!
I would've done a quote on my main account, LittleDirectionerDeBono.
But it'll make my profile look stuffed when I say I'm so many days late..
My computer lags, okay???
I remember one time someone said to me lagging computers are for noobs.
It's not my fault, okay?!?!
But yeah. I'll just make this terribly formatted quote on this account.
Happy Late Birthday Ed Sheeran!
((:

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polarbears1010
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 3:09am UTC

The anxiety's getting worse,
but the depression's getting better.
Does that even make sense?
It might just be because my mom is threatning to put me on anti- depressants
it makes me pretend to be happier,
but much more stressed...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Jannettiera_2
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 3:12am UTC

Its 8am. I Just Came Back From A Club.. #YOLO

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youcancallmeGOD
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 3:12am UTC

I am the MASTERR
--- Famous quotes from the Life if SIR JEFFERY HOWARD

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