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funnygirl2

Status: Some nights I'm scared you'll forget me again....

Member Since: 27 Jun 2012 05:35am

Last Seen: 19 Apr 2013 10:37pm

Location: The TARDIS

Gender: F

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Hey, all you Wittians out there.
Basically, I'm Funnygirl.
I like to laugh, sometimes at the wrong times.
I love typewriters and the smell of books.
I love all those bands with real instruments, like Blink 182, MCR and Augustana.
I am hovering in that crazy time between life and death.
I love my best friends, but they don't love me, which is cool.
I'm a lot to handle, but if you stick around I'll show you my other side.
Check out these badasses:
Funnyboy2
Tobefrank
VinneLavini
Zoegirl10
Sparkles_Bread
Pervysagegirl
and remeber

THEY ALL ARE FORGETTING ME
(Curioser and Curioser)

I L

funnygirl2
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 11:10pm UTC

B/tch: I can eat whatever I want and don't get fat!
Me:
B/tch:
Me:
B/tch:
Police: So she just fell out of the window?
Me: Yup.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:16am UTC

Ode to Happy Nerds
If you're happy and you know it,
Stay away from Doctor Who,
Also Sherlock,
Don't even touch Supernatural,
Merlin is painful. Don't do it.
*clap clap*
If you're happy and you know it stay away,
If you're happy and you know it stay away,
SuperWhoLock makes you cry,
And Merlin makes you want to die,
So if you're happy and you know it,
Stay away.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 4:15am UTC

You and I are more than just friends.
We're like a really small gang.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 3:47am UTC

Why, why me.
Bad luck is my middle name.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 4:14am UTC

"Some people care too much.
I think it's called love."
-Winnie the Pooh

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:31am UTC

Screaming,
But no one hears me.
Dying,
But no one saves me.
And the one person that can see me
Doesn't care.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 6:01pm UTC

And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin'
I stay jealous
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 3:47am UTC

Things to in an Elevator #4
Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 3:45am UTC

Things to do in a Elevator #3
Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 12:02am UTC

I was normal 3 cats ago.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 3:25am UTC

Listen,
Smile,
Agree,
then do whatever the f/ck you were gonna do anyway.
-Robert Downey Jr

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:50pm UTC

We're all a little weird and life's a little weird.
And when we find someone who's weirdness is compaitble to ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it
love.
-Dr Suess

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 5:03am UTC

What ever happened to "always count on you"?
What ever happened to, "I love you."?
What ever happened too, "I can help,"?
What ever happened to me and you?
What ever happened to me loving me?
What ever happened to us?

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Things to do in an Elevator #3
Stare at another passenger, back away and loudly exlaim, "You're one of them..."
fave for more

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 8:51pm UTC

Things to do in an elevator #2
Do Tai Chi exercises and try to make the
other passengers join in.

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posted a quote
February 21, 2013 3:04am UTC

All my friends are in these great relationships, and I'm just like,
"I like that boulder, that's a nice boulder.

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:50am UTC

#1 Things to do in an elevator
Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
fave for more

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:43am UTC

We accept the love we think we deserve.
-Stephen Chbosky

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posted a quote
February 20, 2013 2:17am UTC

Oh this is nothing like I've pictured
forgot what it was like to miss you.
There's no one to take for granted
now you're gone.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Come back
Come back
Oh I don't know what I'm supposed to do with myself
Come back

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 12:25am UTC

I don't miss you.
I miss the person you pretended to be, so don't get it twisted.
F/ck you very much.
:)

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