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  1. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 2:41am UTC
    *most girls watching perks of being a wallflower*
    girl: wow Charlie and Sam are kissing a lot, whatever
    *me watching perks of being a wallflower*
    me: OMG HERMIONE AND PERCY JACKSON ARE MAKING OUT! I MUST BEGIN SHIPPING IMMEDIETLY!

  2. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 2:33am UTC
    Chandler: Until I was 25 I thought the answer to 'i love you,' was 'oh crap.'

  3. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:22am UTC
    same love ♥
    Support Gay Marriage!

  4. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Peasants here, peasants there.
    Peasants peasants everywhere.

  5. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    *looking out the window at school*
    B/tch: What are you looking at emo nerd!?
    Me: The result of a broken condom, the pill not working and two people's innability to say no...
    B/tch: ...............
    Me: hahaha kidding, theres a spider on the wall behind you

  6. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:58am UTC
    i don't think you get it
    you went and hated me for no
    apparant reason
    and now i feel like everyone hates
    me
    you ruined my happiness

  7. Fading.From.Reality* Fading.From.Reality*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:49am UTC
    kay guyss.. every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT" it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ] so we can see who eachother are. pass it on and sign your name:)♥
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  8. soloPunisher soloPunisher
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Bad report card....
    Social studies=F
    Language Arts=F
    Math=F
    Science=F
    Reading=F
    Everything else=F
    Man if I had a grade for Lunch I'd be all up on an A+


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 2:38am UTC
    the best lunch ever is a bucket lunch
    ingredients & utensils: natchos or corn chips
    bucket or bag
    cheese
    sour cream
    tomatos
    avocado
    any kind of cooked meat
    bowl
    knife
    wraps
    step 1) cut up all of the cheese, meat and vegetables
    step 2) add all of the sour cream,vegtables,meat,chips, and cheese to the bag or bucket
    step 3) shake bag or bucket
    step 4) pour into your wraps make sure to eat over plate or bowl so the exses lunch doesn't fall out
    this can also be eaten as a dinner
    and is really good to have on camps

  11. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 2:40am UTC
    my best friend hates me
    your all i have left to love

  12. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:12am UTC
    waka waka eigh eigh
    this time for Africa

  13. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:19am UTC
    i cried 3 times today
    because i lost
    you
    my best friend

  14. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. tobefrank tobefrank
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:10am UTC
    Iron Man 3 comes out in a month.
    Please excuse me while I *FANGIRL*

  16. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    She wants to break up with him over text message.
    then we stole her phone.♥

  17. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    in 2005, Blink-182 left
    in 2009 Blink-182 came back
    in 2009, Fall out boy left
    in 2013, Fall out boy came back
    in 2013, My chemical romance left
    .....anyone notice a pattern?.....
    there's still hope :D

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:48am UTC
    I don't have a bad handwriting
    I have my own font

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity.
    It's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    "Clean your room.
    The family is coming over."
    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize
    the gathering would be held
    in my bedroom.

:)

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