Best Patrick Quotes This Month

ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 11:23pm UTC

Girls on twitter:" being confused and wondering why he doesn't like you back :/"
Patrick: "Well maybe it's just because you're ugly."

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I wumbo
you wumbo.
he she mewumbo

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Patrick: Did you see my underwear?
Mindy: No, Patrick.
Patrick: Do you want to?

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lillybeth7
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 12:03pm UTC

"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
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April 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end ^-^
Oh Patrick, you comedian you!

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dolph*
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March 18, 2013 3:55pm UTC

"Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you".
-Patrick to Spongebob

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Mac_is_a_nerd
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

When people ask me who it is on the phone:
Them: "Is this -insert name or whatever here- ..?"
Me: "No, it's patrick."

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Spongebob is the main charecter, but Patrick is the star (;

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Spongebob: Look, Patrick, it's a baby scallop! And it looks like he can't even fly yet.
Patrick: Why, is he stupid?

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Patrick: Spongebob, are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

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Alpaca Prophet *
posted a quote
March 9, 2015 7:18pm UTC

Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
I like Perks of Being a Wallflower, so i chose something that refrenced it.
2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I don't know, go scare a nun.
3. What made you cry last?
When I listened to my Parents fight for a staright 16 hours. (new world record!)
4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
Yes, stay away!
5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Patricia
6. Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!!!
7. Do you ship Tasty?
Absoloutly.
8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
If i use a German accent.
9.
Yes
10. Yes diggity?
NOOO, NO DIGGITY ALLOWED!!
11. Do you know the muffin man?
yes, he once sold me weed.
12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
Patrick, Shai Labeouf, Christofer Drew
13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
yes
14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Sorry gosh, i'll change that right now.
15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Patrick: I wrote a poem once
Patrick: A Poem by Patrick Star
Patrick: Roses are blue, violets are red, I need the bathroom
Gym teacher: Patrick, how many times have I told you
Gym teacher: THIS IS GYM CLASS
Class: *throws dodgeballs*
Patrick: *shivers* dodgeballs......

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 12:05pm UTC

I love how Patrick can afford a house
Even though he has no job

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mtndewhm*

posted a quote
August 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Unfollowed me, huh?
Well then I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.

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Serendipity *
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 1:32pm UTC

We all deserve friends like
Patrick and Spongebob.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 1:57am UTC

Here's to the Kids;
the kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of Coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here's to the Kids, whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here's to the kids who were never good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here's to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here's to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here's to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here's to the Kids who hum "a Little Less '16 CANDLES", a Little more ' Touch Me" when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here's to the Kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn't even know they existed. Here's to the kids who have read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and don't feel so alone aftEr doing so. here's to the Kids who spend their days in photo booths with their best friends. Here's to the kids who are straight up smart @$$3$ and just don't care. Here's to the Kids who speak their mind. Here's to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here's to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here's to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to kids who are okay with that. Here's to the kids. This one's not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it all. It's not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one's for the kids who didn't make it,we were the kids who never made it; The overcast girls & Underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one's for the kids who never faked it. We're the kids who didn't make it. They say, 'Breaking hearts is what we do best," and "We'll make your heart be ripped out from your chest." The only heart that I broke was mine, When I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn't make it. We are the kids who never made it.
- Pete Wentz

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beebessey
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 7:25am UTC

"It may be stupid, but its also dumb." Patrick Star

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AmazingOtterz
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 8:58pm UTC

I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.

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rafaela123
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

^
< * * >
V V
......I need a life......

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Patrick: I raise my hand up in the air sometimes
Patrick: Asking, ayoo, can I play mayo?
saw-it-in-a-picture

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