Patrick Quotes

KayleighJean
posted a quote
December 13, 2015 7:03pm UTC

I miss you all on here
I hope everyone is doing well
xoxo

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Alpaca Prophet *
posted a quote
March 9, 2015 7:18pm UTC

Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):
1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
I like Perks of Being a Wallflower, so i chose something that refrenced it.
2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I don't know, go scare a nun.
3. What made you cry last?
When I listened to my Parents fight for a staright 16 hours. (new world record!)
4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
Yes, stay away!
5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Patricia
6. Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!!!
7. Do you ship Tasty?
Absoloutly.
8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
If i use a German accent.
9.
Yes
10. Yes diggity?
NOOO, NO DIGGITY ALLOWED!!
11. Do you know the muffin man?
yes, he once sold me weed.
12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
Patrick, Shai Labeouf, Christofer Drew
13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
yes
14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Sorry gosh, i'll change that right now.
15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2015 5:23pm UTC

“
Is Sandy
the one
I call,
"Mom"?
No Patrick,
that's your
Mother.
Oh!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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Bri_Bee
posted a quote
January 23, 2015 7:46pm UTC

They Took Our Love and They Filled it Up
Filled It Up With Novocaine and Now I'm Just Numb
-Fall Out Boy

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 3:00pm UTC

“
Boating
School?
I thought
this was
Spanish Class!
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 8:47pm UTC

“
Who's the
Fat Kid
talking to?
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
November 12, 2014 4:41pm UTC

“
Patrick,
you're already
A
Starfish..
#SpongebobHipsterpants
”

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 1:57am UTC

Here's to the Kids;
the kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of Coke and Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here's to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here's to the Kids, whose idea of a good night is sitting on the hood of a car, watching the stars. Here's to the kids who were never good at life, but still were wicked cool. Here's to the kids who listened to Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights before they were on MTV and blame MTV for ruining their life. Here's to the kids who care more about the music than the haircuts. Here's to the kids who have crushes on a stupid lush. Here's to the Kids who hum "a Little Less '16 CANDLES", a Little more ' Touch Me" when they're stuck home, dateless, on a Saturday night. Here's to the Kids who have ever had a broken heart from someone who didn't even know they existed. Here's to the kids who have read "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and don't feel so alone aftEr doing so. here's to the Kids who spend their days in photo booths with their best friends. Here's to the kids who are straight up smart @$$3$ and just don't care. Here's to the Kids who speak their mind. Here's to the kids who consider screamo their lullaby for going to sleep. Here's to the kids who second guess themselves on everything they do. Here's to the kids who will never have 100 percent confidence in anything they do, and to kids who are okay with that. Here's to the kids. This one's not for the kids who always get what they want, but for the ones who never had it all. It's not for the ones who never get caught, but for the ones who always try and fail. This one's for the kids who didn't make it,we were the kids who never made it; The overcast girls & Underdog boys. Not for the kids who had all their joys. This one's for the kids who never faked it. We're the kids who didn't make it. They say, 'Breaking hearts is what we do best," and "We'll make your heart be ripped out from your chest." The only heart that I broke was mine, When I got my hopes up too high. We were the kids who didn't make it. We are the kids who never made it.
- Pete Wentz

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 6, 2014 9:13pm UTC

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly, I hate the way
I don’t hate you,
Not even close.
Not even a little bit.
not even at all.
- ten things i hate about you

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
June 11, 2014 5:31pm UTC

Michael,
"Excuse me, uh, one question before we start here. Should you be drinking alcohol when you Don't have a liver?"
Patrick,
"What?"
1o Things I Hate about You
Format by: Amenah

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TinkyMJ
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 6:40pm UTC

Happy Saint Patrick's
Day!

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 9:22pm UTC

I'm crying now....
this morning it was because i felt wortheless
pathetic
unloved
and i felt like i destoryed everthing
I'm still crying
but now
its because of 5 different people messaging me
all at the same time
and streamed across the screen was "ilove you"
in every box
I'll live for you
because I don't want you to float up as a ghost right after me
I'll live for today
and look for tommorow
I'm still crying
and sobbing
but im giggaing too
its a happy cry
so thank you so much
for making me know i am worth something
im not pathetic
and that im loved
thank you
I love you<3
"i'll live, for you"

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 7:25pm UTC

Chat is SO dead right now :(

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appleloop*
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 4:57pm UTC

You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.

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T*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 4:56pm UTC

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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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beebessey
posted a quote
October 25, 2013 7:25am UTC

"It may be stupid, but its also dumb." Patrick Star

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Nicole🙊*
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 9:39pm UTC

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you.-Patrick Stump

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 1:18am UTC

Spongebob&Patrick: "Surprise!
Happy Birthday, Squidward!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday
Cake!
Happy, happy
Birthday!
Pin the
Tail on
the seahorse!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday,
Squidward!!"
Squidward: " It's not
My bithday!!!"
"Opposite Day"

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rafaela123
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

^
< * * >
V V
......I need a life......

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Serendipity *
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 1:32pm UTC

We all deserve friends like
Patrick and Spongebob.

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