Mom: This crazy lady came into work today.
Mom: She gave me instructions on how to
make our own laundry detergant, her phone
number, her husbands cell phone number,
directions to her house, and a bag of stuff
it takes to make the detergant.
Mom: She was nice, but a little... off.
Mom: And get this, she said she's going
away camping this week and won't be home.
Mom: She must have a lot of faith telling strangers
her address and then saying she won't be home all week.
Mom: Hahahaha... haaa... d.amn, too bad we're not criminals.