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justalilpoptart

1. justalilpoptart
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   December 13, 2014 2:20pm UTC
   I'm the kind of person who's always the first to accidentally knock over the jenga tower
   
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2. justalilpoptart
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   November 1, 2014 9:03pm UTC
   I'll sit and wonder of every love that could have been If I'd only thought of something charming to say
   
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3. justalilpoptart
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   October 15, 2014 11:57pm UTC
   Finally discovered my difference isn't ignorance
   
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4. justalilpoptart
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   October 15, 2014 11:52pm UTC
   In a perfect world, glow sticks would glow forever.
   
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5. justalilpoptart
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   September 8, 2014 9:05pm UTC
   I am the laziest person in the world yet I am so incapable of sitting still that it physically pains me
   Wat.
   
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6. justalilpoptart
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   September 5, 2014 9:25am UTC
   'Why are you so overpacked?'
   Well I had to pack swag and good looks for the both of us, because I knew you wouldn't bring any
   
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7. justalilpoptart
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   August 28, 2014 12:11am UTC
   No one should ever give up, but sometimes they do.
   Everyone's life is valuable, but some people don't have any idea how valuable their lives are.
   You can't blame them for not knowing, because you knew, and didn't tell them.
   Can we please do the world a favor and never let anyone go through life being unaware of how valuable they truly are again?
   Please?
   
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8. justalilpoptart
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   August 22, 2014 11:09am UTC
   Things Pinterest has taught me:
   My hair isn't unbrushed, it's boho chic
   
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9. justalilpoptart
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   August 20, 2014 11:28pm UTC
   You know, sometimes I feel pathetic.
   I am a human being.
   I feel pathetic because I am human being.
   I am one of the most complex and intricately designed creations on this entire planet.
   My brain is stronger and more powerful than any computer on this earth, yet I don't use it to its full extent.
   My body is designed in such a perfect and intriguing way, that at any given moment, there are 1000s of things that could go wrong,
   yet somehow, there is a means to prevent and stop every single one of them, most of the time before I am even aware.
   Even knowing that, I still hate on myself.
   I have so much capability that is untapped and goes completely to waste.
   I am a human being, perfectly engendered, and equipped with incredible abilities.
   I have the ability to, learn, communicate, and affect other people.
   I have the ability to use all of these things to impact those around me in a positive way.
   I have the capability to do so many things I could not even imagine; so why am I doing what am I doing now?
   What am I even doing now?
   
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10. justalilpoptart
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    August 17, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    Perfection, in itself, is a delusion of adequacy.
    
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11. justalilpoptart
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    August 16, 2014 9:17pm UTC
    Can you hear my stomach sing?
    Singing the song of hungry men
    
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12. justalilpoptart
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    August 16, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    The older I get, the more I feel like Josh Nichols
    
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13. justalilpoptart
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    August 16, 2014 12:09pm UTC
    All you have to do to fly is fall and forget to hit the ground
    
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14. justalilpoptart
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    August 15, 2014 11:17pm UTC
    One time when I was younger, I told my dad that I didn't like mushrooms and I didn't want him to order any on our pizza, so being the troll he is, he called and asked the pizza place to put the mushrooms underneath the cheese and this is why I have trust issues
    
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15. justalilpoptart
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    August 15, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    So if OTP's are called ships.. BroTP's should be called broats.. amiright?
    
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16. justalilpoptart
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    August 11, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    Why do parents always pick on one child no matter what they do?
    
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17. justalilpoptart
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    July 18, 2014 1:19pm UTC
    I got my feet on the ground
    and I don't go to sleep to dream
    
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18. justalilpoptart
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    July 18, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    and my favorite mythical creature is
    a dad with funny jokes
    
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19. justalilpoptart
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    July 18, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    Why'd the chicken cross the road?
    to get away from your terrible jokes
    
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20. justalilpoptart
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    July 11, 2014 11:43am UTC
    Your hair is so soft...
    Especially when woven into a sweater.. <3
    
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