Best Kbye Quotes Today

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Incoming Freshmen
You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep
But you have to chose two.
Good luck.
....Or you can be like me and have none of them

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.

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savvywinter
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:51am UTC

Hey guys....I'm bored. Comment your name and I'll give you one that matches with it. K bye.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 3:50pm UTC

-MikeyJames.
Nobody wants you
Nobody needs you.
Nobody cares for you.
Nobody likes you.
Nobody misses you.
Nobody remembers you.
Nobody inspires you.
Nobody wants to look at you.
Nobody praises you.
Nobody loves you.
I'll be your nobody.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 9:06pm UTC

& I honestly believe World War Three
will start by a simple text message sent by a p|ssed off girl that will read"K. Bye."

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mads*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 10:01am UTC

Last night with my mum
Me: *laying on floor*
Me: *looking for movie to watch*
Me: *finds Shrek 2*
Me: ehh It will do
Mum: How lazy can you get?
Me: I'm so lazy any meaning task is exhausting
Mum: *shakes head*
Mum: *walks away*
Me: *lays there looking at movie for 5 minutes*
Me: MUM!
Mum: *across the house*
Mum: What?
Me: Can you do me a massive favor?!
Mum: No!
Me: Please?!
Mum: What?!
Me: Carry me up the stairs!!!
Mum: NO!
Me: UGHHH!!!
Me: DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME DO EVERYTHING?!!?
Mum: *ignores*
Me: *still on the floor*
Me: *drags myself to the staircase*
Me: MUM I COULD BE IN THE ARMY BECAUSE IF I GOT SHOT IN BOTH MY LEGS AND COULDN'T MOVE THEM I COULD DRAG MYSELF PRETTY DARN GOOD!
Mum: *walks over to me*
Mum: *shakes head*
Me: *bites onto movie*
Me: *pulls myself up the stairs*
Mum: You are so lazy
The end

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heyitssydney
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC

my dog and I
have intense stare downs, because nobody else will look at me for more than 5 seconds.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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dance1136
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 8:24pm UTC

comment your favorite songg, so i can listen to it<3
#boredd.

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Ohaiiturtlesarecool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:14am UTC

I went jogging this afternoon and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said "Hey, you dropped 50 bucks" and i took it and started running and while i'm running i'm laughing because the 50 dollars didn't belong to me.

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ayeitzemilayyy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Sometimes when I have nothing to do...
I sit down and think about you.

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im_just_me
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Me in the summer :
ugh , it's so hot out. I wish it was cold. I want winter.
Me in the winter :
WHERE'S THE SUN I WANT SUMMER .I NEED HEAT IT"S LIKE ANTARCTICA HERE !

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Original_Teen
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:52pm UTC

idk man, I just like pizza.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Real Women can be skinny.
Real Women can have curves.
Being a bigger girl, I hate when I see things like "You need to go on a diet, you ugly fat cow"
But at the same time, I also hate when I hear "Eat a burger you anorexic toothpick; get some meat on those bones!"
Another person's body is not your choice, period.

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3daysgrace_
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 12:51am UTC

Ignore this ugly little quote

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swaggin_destiny
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Drake: You calling me a liar?
Josh: I ain't calling you a trutha!!
I miss Drake & Josh :(

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Jannettiera_2
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 12:21pm UTC

im off.. goodbye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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still_standing_strong
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 11:18am UTC

i find it very sad,
I've been through so much latley, when something happens,
i just shrug and reply;
"I'm used to it"

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 11:01am UTC

You only live once.
But if you live it right,once is enough.

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QuoteMyLife
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 5:04pm UTC

why does witty always tell me to "cool my jets" when they don't add my quote.
okay no you cool your jets because you're the one who didn't add my quote.
don't ever tell me to "cool my jets" again or i will cut you.
kbye. x

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laurenzooo
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 4:15pm UTC

but a real friend wouldn't do that.

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