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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*

1. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   May 24, 2014 4:15am UTC
   I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.-Hellen Keller
   
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2. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   May 17, 2014 8:28am UTC
   I'm too weird to livebut much too rare to die.
   
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3. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   February 25, 2014 10:12am UTC
   FIRST, YOU THINK THE WORST IS A BROKEN HEART
   WHAT'S GONNA KILL YOU IS THE SECOND PART
   AND THE THIRD, IS WHEN YOUR WORLD SPLITS DOWN THE MIDDLE
   Six degrees of Separation
   AND FOURTH, YOU'RE GONNA THINK THAT YOU FIXED YOURSELF
   FIFTH, YOU SEE THEM OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE
   AND THE SIXTH IS WHEN YOU ADMIT THAT
   YOU MAY HAVE F.UCKED UP A LITTLE
   
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4. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   February 20, 2014 8:58am UTC
   Teacher: I hear your using unparliamentary words in school?
   Me: F.uck.
   
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5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   February 15, 2014 11:49pm UTC
   Gonna go all night, twilight to daylightCrank it to eleven, rock my way to heaven
   
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6. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   February 8, 2014 8:59am UTC
   “Don't criticize what you can't understand.”
   
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7. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   January 19, 2014 1:13am UTC
   I don't mind
   if we
   take our own time.
   Defeater.
   'Cause I'm all yours
   and you're
   all mine.
   
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8. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   January 19, 2014 12:53am UTC
   Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
   
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9. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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   January 13, 2014 12:05am UTC
   You don't need to be naked to be sexy
   
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10. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    January 1, 2014 2:07am UTC
    ''Better Days Are Near
    Hope Is So Much
    Stronger
    Than Fear''
    
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11. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 31, 2013 4:18am UTC
    'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.'
    -Jimi Hendrix
    
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12. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 29, 2013 8:32am UTC
    Being haunted by your own mistakes is a fate
    far worse than death.
    
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13. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 29, 2013 8:29am UTC
    Parents: "You need to stop watching TV and read more!"
    Me: *turns on subtitles*
    
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14. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 17, 2013 8:58am UTC
    ''Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.''
    
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15. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 17, 2013 8:55am UTC
    What lies behind us and what lies in front of us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
    
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16. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 14, 2013 9:26am UTC
    We are made from
    broken parts
    We are broken
    from the start
    
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17. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 14, 2013 9:06am UTC
    Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.
    
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18. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 6, 2013 7:55am UTC
    Don't you ever forget
    the direction of your
    dreams
    
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19. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 5, 2013 7:18am UTC
    'You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo'
    
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20. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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    December 5, 2013 7:15am UTC
    'If one day the speed kills me,
    do not cry
    because I was smiling'
    ~Paul Walker
    
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