Best Js Quotes Ever

carson5482
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Mostly I'm glad America
got its independence because
the British call a grilled cheese
a cheese toasty and I'm
not about that.

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 2:24pm UTC

I love the uniqueness of everyone's
profile.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo
and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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_Jannette
posted a quote
July 15, 2014 12:37am UTC

most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with instead of finding someone worth waking up to
© format : jannette

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 12:55pm UTC

❝
Nov. 17
Late last night, I thought of texting you
"Good morning, I can't sleep"
And then I remember that you are on a new journey
Which I am not a part of
And that's ok
But good morning, I can't sleep.
J.S.
❞

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:47pm UTC

That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious..

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NarniaNachos
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Sister: dad what does "Diva" mean?
Dad: usually someone who's a spoiled little princess
Sister: Justin Bieber?
Dad: Well usually it's a girl
Sister: Justin Bieber?
I taught you well.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
July 7, 2014 11:53pm UTC

If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you, I will literally fall apart.

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dolph*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 1:18pm UTC

me: how do you do the su'cky su'ck thing without teeth
friend: what are you talking about
me: oh my god how do you give someone a fu'cking blow'job without biting their co'ck off

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_Jannette
posted a quote
July 23, 2014 5:48pm UTC

*starts planning fall wardrobe in the middle of summer*
© Jannette's
format

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 7:07pm UTC

i wonder if the popular people at my school will ever realize they are known because they are so hated.

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caseythecool
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I never run with scissors
the last 2 words were very nessessary that's dangerous

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TheHappyAccount
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC

My favorite wittians of all time:
(My favorite quote makers, in no order)
-BrighterThanAnyone
-LoveLaughLiveGrow
-BlackButterflies
-LoveHeartsInTheSand
-CharliesTheName
-Ethanol
-Elliegeorgia98
-yourcool
-jimmy365
-OneDirection

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_Jannette
posted a quote
September 12, 2014 5:42pm UTC

I pretty much hate getting ignored more than anything.

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magesticceecee
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Stepdad: I have to go driving around while all of you sit on your a.sses!
Me: Don't you sit your a.ss down when you get in your car?
Stepdad: You're grounded.
Mwahaha. Story of my life.

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Amenah
posted a quote
July 2, 2014 2:48pm UTC

it scares me that some people have to define themselves in terms of chemical reactions and cells and stars to feel any semblance of self-worth. defintions are ever-changing. surely you must know that?

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illusi0n✖️*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 12:24pm UTC

when you wake up, each morning you should tell yourself that you're a bad@ss b/tch from hell,
and that no one can f/ck with you, and then don't let anyone f/ck with you.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
January 9, 2015 11:58pm UTC

Format by _Jannette // keep this here pls
Just remember, when you ignore me, you're teaching me to live without you

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mads*
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 5:07pm UTC

i bet a lot of you on here that say you're depressed,
really aren't

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TaintedCherry
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Sc00by Doo
Taught me that all the real monsters are humans.

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