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NarniaNachos

1. NarniaNachos
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2013 5:59pm UTC
   Dad: its so hot out we should go get a blizzard at DQ
   Me:
   Me:
   Me:
   Tattoo artist:
   Obama:
   The Simpsons:
   Steve:
   Me: what have you done
   
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2. NarniaNachos
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   If a cop asks you,
   "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"
   It's not a good idea to respond,
   "Because my tires look like donuts?"
   
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3. NarniaNachos
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   July 3, 2013 9:42pm UTC
   cross your heart & hope to die
   clothes & makeup, boys & lies
   f o r e v e r till the end
   definition of us: true bestfriends
   
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4. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 11:33pm UTC
   Okay, so
   there's this thing. It's called shutting up, maybe you should try it
   
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5. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 11:11pm UTC
   *Holds you off a cliff by your shirt*
   BE MY FRIEND.
   
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6. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   Jingle bells, Jingle bells
   Santa Claus is dead
   Rudolph took a twenty two and shot him in the head
   Barbie doll, barbie doll
   tried to save his life
   but GI joe, GI joe, stabbed her with a knife
   OLAY!
   
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7. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 10:56pm UTC
   *Is pretty*
   *wakes up*
   
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8. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 6:25pm UTC
   Someone I like: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
   Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY
   Someone I hate: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
   Me: I don't find that amusing. That's so old. When will you people learn
   
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9. NarniaNachos
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   July 1, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   Sister: dad what does "Diva" mean?
   Dad: usually someone who's a spoiled little princess
   Sister: Justin Bieber?
   Dad: Well usually it's a girl
   Sister: Justin Bieber?
   I taught you well.
   
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10. NarniaNachos
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    July 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    I'm new to Witty, can someone tell me a bit on what it's about? I got the formatting down! :)
    
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