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If a cop asks you,
"Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"
It's not a good idea to respond,
"Because my tires look like donuts?"

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If a cop asks you, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you

101 faves · Jul 4, 2013 8:32pm

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